Snow white Kiss?.

[skipper]

Many things are changing due to wokeness. Media word which i hate. So if they take the kiss out of snow white what will they put in?

Chuck a Bucket of water over her face oh wait that be abuse

[Menzagitat]

Origineel geplaatst door Triple G:

She´s also German...

Which means that the original fairy tale version is way too cruel for American kids.

German children are kinder

[talemore]

Snow brown kiss ass

[HypersleepyNaputunia]

the white part will have to go to be doctrinally correct for the proletariat

[Not Big Surprise]

question

completely leaving aside the context of snowwhite
do you think kissing a stranger who's asleep is okay?

[Triple G]

Origineel geplaatst door Menzagitat:

German children are kinder

They´re Blagen. It´s a softer version of Plagen.

Origineel geplaatst door Not Big Surprise:

question

completely leaving aside the context of snowwhite
do you think kissing a stranger who's asleep is okay?

Actually the dwarfs assume she´s dead. Same as anybody else. So the question would be if it´s okay to kiss dead people - and what it says about the prince.

[Mega Ultra Chicken]

Origineel geplaatst door Not Big Surprise:

question

completely leaving aside the context of snowwhite
do you think kissing a stranger who's asleep is okay?

Fairy tales aren't supposed to be realistic either

[Not Big Surprise]

Origineel geplaatst door Los Pollos Hermanos:

Origineel geplaatst door Not Big Surprise:

question

completely leaving aside the context of snowwhite
do you think kissing a stranger who's asleep is okay?

Fairy tales aren't supposed to be realistic either

i said, completely leaving aside the context of snowwhite

[talemore]

Brown

[Not Big Surprise]

actually let me redo the question

leaving aside the context of snowwhite... do you think it's okay to kiss that which is as far as you know a literal corpse?

[Triple G]

The kiss with a sleeping girl / woman is another fairy tale. "Sleeping beauty." Or "Little Briar Rose"

[skipper]

Drop dead Fred next one where he tells her to kiss him at the end to wake up lol.

[Triple G]

Origineel geplaatst door skipper:

Drop dead Fred next one where he tells her to kiss him at the end to wake up lol.

I personally still like the version in which the servant of the prince hits her on the back, because he´s annoyed to carry her around the best. And as an American movie, You could easily have the white prince, snow white - and a black servant. Everybody is happy. While i ask myself why an American movie features princes and princesses - as they never had these people. The prince could be a slave farm owner, and the snow white the daughter of such a one. The movie would end with snow white being alive, and falling in love with the "prince", but the servant would get whipped, because he hit her. Some funny music would play when the credits scroll over the screen.

[talemore]

Origineel geplaatst door Not Big Surprise:

actually let me redo the question

leaving aside the context of snowwhite... do you think it's okay to kiss that which is as far as you know a literal corpse?

It is Hollywood.

Snow brown eats a cake and choke on the nuts and gets allergy heart attack.

Prince nutzo brown uses mouth to mouth method.

It is adam and eve where the snake propose to eve to eat the apple.

Snow Brown eat the cake but it's choke-alot and she gets a heart attack.

Prince nutzo sends her to hospital Castle.

While to the hospital staff drops her and the choke-alot falls out of her mouth.

The hospital is the evil in the story since they were going to make Snow Brown pay the hospital bill. The evil witch is a boss on hospital castle who is as well plotting with Willy wonka to infect people with allergic choke-alot to both selling the disease and the cure.

Prince nutzo runs a tobacco company known as Smoke-Green.

He uses a cigar to make snow brown alive again after being in food-coma created by the poisonous choke-alot. He sends in the smoke into her to provoke the lust to live.

Snow Brown becomes white again after stopping consuming the choke-alot.

Ending with a to be continued discord of conflict to sell sequels between choke-alot and Smoke-Green.