I Need A Hero

[nellanella]

Hello everyone, currently holding out for a hero until the end of the night, erm, scratch that, I mean until the morning light.

Requirements:
- Strong
- Fast
- Fresh from a fight (online argument will suffice)
- Sure (like, punctual and confident in themselves)
- Larger than life (Body composed of Absurd amount of mass)

Soon, ideally. I will not accept any less as these are non-negotiable terms. Thanks in advance

[C4Warr10r]

C4 knocking at your door. What's the mission?

[Silverlight]

Originally posted by C4Warr10r:

C4 knocking at your door. What's the mission?

Reference (very funny and clever post) :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPZRb4_G7sc

[craigsters]

https://youtu.be/PHfrMcJ0PPU?si=Gw7_cN0zi8AByasn

[WarHeRo]

lemme lend u my hand then

[Xautos]

Ask Bonnie Tyler, she might be able to point out a Gigachad for you.

[Stranger]

How can I be larger than myself?

Sorry, I don't qualify.

[Uncle Sam]

Originally posted by Xautos:

Ask Bonnie Tyler, she might be able to point out a Gigachad for you.

Indeed

[talemore]

What you describe is an obese fat overweighted man.

Fast, at breakfast.
Strong? Can you lift him?
Fresh from a fight? His struggle to lift his cheek.
Sure, he's certain he can't move anywhere.
Larger than than life? Yes.

[talemore]

The know-it-all is afraid it will meet the know-it-not but it's strange you can not find them.

[dallas]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGcsIdGOuZY

[Tonepoet]

Sorry. The only hero on offer right now is Captain Gordon, and he is none of those things. Well, okay, he is confident in himself, or at least he pretends to be.

[Commander Makara]

There might be a streetwise hercules around, they could fight the rising tide. Try asking for them

[Lemur]

https://genius.com/Bonnie-tyler-holding-out-for-a-hero-lyrics