what if America manufactured a giant slice of kraft American cheese and covered the entire united states with it like a sky dome?

[Caldari Ghost]

what if America manufactured a giant slice of kraft American cheese and covered the entire united states with it like a sky dome?

[Armagon]

Flies would be all over it, followed by birds and cats

[Uncle Sam]

Diposting pertama kali oleh Reg the Veg:

Flies would be all over it, followed by birds and cats

Thus a brand new ecosystem has been born

[DarkCrystalMethod]

Its a cheese product, no longer cheese anymore.
It would decompose at some point because the sun is a deadly laser.
And everyone's lawn would die..
And Mexico will clean it up.

[pants]

It would be elected as president this November

[Utiviroo]

Depends how thick the slice is, if its the standard 1/16th of an inch or less, probably be gone in a few days.

If you wanted to drop a slice down that did not break on contact with uneven surface, like skyscrapers vs streets, or rivers vs mountains etc.

Maybe it would need to be in excess of a 2500 feet thick.

Which if it were the case. Death by cheese slice to all life above ground.

I don't think you could craft a self/free standing dome made of it, "cheese" is structurally too weak to support that kind of mass, in that hollowed out shape. You'd have to do something not legally cheese to pull it off.

Probably need some ambitious dogs to eat the cheese tax to clean it up, they won't stop scarfing till its all gone. Super cheese dogs to the rescue, just don't hang around for the inevitable wind.

[R-S!N]

😆 what!? are you high?
lay off those edibles 🙃