How many humans it would take to defeat an elephant?

[Stakanov]

It may seem crazy but I sincerely believe that only 1 human can defeat an elephant, I'll explain.

All you have to do is climb up by the trunk and then gouge out its eyes, from there it will be completely paralyzed and you just have to continue hitting this sensitive area up to the brain.

I honestly think we overestimate the elephant because of its size, but they don't have arms, once on them they can't do anything

[blacksunchaos]

There\s a lot of great webms of elephants stomping jeets on /pol, I have yet to see a human win in hand to hand with a pachyderm. But please try, I enjoy the vids.

[SHAZBOT]

.. the elephant will kill you so fast it will feel like you blinked ad never woke up again BAM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zF2wqvLX-GA

[SHAZBOT]

Oprindeligt skrevet af Stakanov:

All you have to do is climb up by the trunk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1r86igK5QM

[kbiz]

Trying to defeat an elephant single handedly is living on the razor's edge. You better not make even one mistake.

Those guys are big in real life. You just can't hop on top of pop.

[vkobe]

Oprindeligt skrevet af Stakanov:

It may seem crazy but I sincerely believe that only 1 human can defeat an elephant, I'll explain.

All you have to do is climb up by the trunk and then gouge out its eyes, from there it will be completely paralyzed and you just have to continue hitting this sensitive area up to the brain.

I honestly think we overestimate the elephant because of its size, but they don't have arms, once on them they can't do anything

i think at least 100 zombies

[vkobe]

Oprindeligt skrevet af Xero_Daxter:

Oprindeligt skrevet af Stakanov:

no weapons

Well… that’s the equivalent of 100 3 year olds trying to take down a grown adult. It would take too much effort than it’s worth.

just imagine zombie army vs elephant

[SHAZBOT]

Oprindeligt skrevet af kbiz:

You just can't hop on top of pop.

you hop on elephant < elephant hop on you

[kbiz]

Oprindeligt skrevet af Grand Ayatrollah:

.. the elephant will kill you so fast it will feel like you blinked ad never woke up again BAM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zF2wqvLX-GA

Exactly. You would be scared sh!tless - without a gun, food, or toilet. Even with a gun you better make the kill.

[SHAZBOT]

Oprindeligt skrevet af kbiz:

Oprindeligt skrevet af Grand Ayatrollah:

.. the elephant will kill you so fast it will feel like you blinked ad never woke up again BAM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zF2wqvLX-GA

Exactly. You would be scared sh!tless - without a gun, food, or shelter. Even with a gun you better make the kill.

im ngl ill get dizzy and miss the shot they are scary.

[kbiz]

Oprindeligt skrevet af Grand Ayatrollah:

Oprindeligt skrevet af kbiz:

You just can't hop on top of pop.

you hop on elephant < elephant hop on you

HAHA! Your parkour better be ninja like - or else the bell will toll for thee and a sad trombone will play off in the distance.

[kbiz]

Oprindeligt skrevet af Grand Ayatrollah:

Oprindeligt skrevet af kbiz:

Exactly. You would be scared sh!tless - without a gun, food, or shelter. Even with a gun you better make the kill.

im ngl ill get dizzy and miss the shot they are scary.

I've seen the way lions look at me. It's like they're saying - come over here and take photos right in front of my face.

I once talked to guy who had to shoot a charging bear. Said it was the scariest thing in his life. In those moments you better not sh!t yourself.

[SHAZBOT]

Oprindeligt skrevet af kbiz:

HAHA! Your parkour better be ninja like - or else the bell will toll for thee and a sad trombone will play off in the distance.

all i gotta do is climb up this ladder right here...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Hecumrh3z0