How do I hide the smell of my farts?

[WOLF 🔰]

I have a class meeting tonight and my tummy hurts. I'm certain what's incoming.

Asking because I'm doing a lecture around a crowd.
Advice appreciated.

[St✩rlight]

Fart internally.

[Abaddon the Despoiler]

Blame it on the nearest woman.

[isomorphic_projection]

Peppermint

[Nine-ball]

Clench the stinky rose as much as you can, and then blame a girl. The ensuing hilarity will be worth it, as long as you apologize and admit that it was you, later. You really didn't feel it coming out, and you were confused by the smell of her perfume mixing with noxious ass-gas.

Obviously, don't do this if you're looking for a date. You'd better not fart at all in that case. Once once she's your girlfriend, you can treat her to the "dutch oven". If she survives that and is still your girlfriend, she is officially your girlfriend. No backing out past that.

[ṼṏẌṏḭḊ]

Use a cork.

[qb]

silent farting, need to git gud at it.

[qb]

Originally posted by Comfortable_East:

Originally posted by ṼṏẌṏḭḊ:

Use a cork.

This, or a lighter to become a human flamethrower. No class, if there's no classroom.

the actual farts are flameable, cant belive it. how do electricians or scientist working on some sparking equipment can do cause a flameburn or something with some huge fart.

[Reddari]

Originally posted by Comfortable_East:

Originally posted by qb:

the actual farts are flameable, cant belive it. how do electricians or scientist working on some sparking equipment can do cause a flameburn or something with some huge fart.

Imagine if all the living beings farted at the same time and someone lighted a matchstick. 🤔
Will the earth go Kaboom 🧨💣💥

Unlikely. To spark a burn requires the right oxygen-gas mixture. If everything farts at the same time then it would displace the oxygen. It would not be possible to light the matchstick before the methane starts dispersing.

[WhispersOfTheWind]

Do a video conference.

[skOsH♥]

Originally posted by Error404:

Cinnamon Baby Powder.

Can confirm. More effective if you boof it as well

[76561199648916059]

Frebreeze them

[Xero_Daxter]

Depending on how much time you have, take a laxative and clear your system out.

[↑↑↓↓←→←→BASelect]

Beano. Take beano now and there will beano gas.

[Horrormaven]

Depends on if you like the crowd.

[ScumWatcher]

What you need is a false tooth, fill it with anti-fart and when you rip ass (silently of course) break the false tooth and the compact pressured anti-fart will spew from you're mouth as thou it was a fabreeze can over your shoulder. It can also be use to blind attackers for a getaway.