Ask a German dude Q and A.

[Zeno]

Made threads like this in the past and on other forums.

Basically, ask me anything related to my country and culture, politics and so on and on and I decide if I will answer.

Go.

[Zeno]

引用自 whoops!：

My uncle emigrated to Germany from the UK in his twenties. He is now in his seventies. He barely speaks a word of English now and has the most peculiar Bavarian accent.

He spends his time reading Bild, sipping beer, and staring at mountains. He is punctual and direct. He laughs at wordplay I don't know enough German to grasp, and his sense of humour is drier than the Sahara.

I will say, "Can you explain that pun?"
He will giggle, "I'm sorry I have to go back to work now."

...Predictably, he is retired.

How German did he end up becoming?

I have no idea. I don't know your uncle. I don't think there is a clear definition of what is German nowadays.

引用自 Pieshaman：

引用自 Jabari：

I have never eaten any hot dog in the netherlands nor can I ever remember even visiting the place.

But here mostly, hot dogs are sold with onions not sauerkraut.

that make sense then, but I would have thought you would eat hotdogs with german sauerkraut.
it weird that your hotdogs are without them and have onions instead :D

Tbh, I have seen or heard it before, but in my book, thats pretty disgusting.

[Grendalcat]

Do you follow the Bundesliga? If so, what is your favorite club?⚽

[HypersleepyNaputunia]

are u allowed to heat your house with wood stove

[trousers]

引用自 Jabari：

引用自 whoops!：

My uncle emigrated to Germany from the UK in his twenties. He is now in his seventies...
...etc...edited for length...
How German did he end up becoming?

I have no idea. I don't know your uncle. I don't think there is a clear definition of what is German nowadays.

Danke, this is the most German answer I could have gotten. I will be smiling the rest of the day because of it.

[Zeno]

引用自 Grendalcat：

Do you follow the Bundesliga? If so, what is your favorite club?⚽

I watch the world and europe cup, but I dont follow any specific clubs.

[Zeno]

引用自 kimiko：

are u allowed to heat your house with wood stove

I think they changed this law now, I think now people cant do this anymore or need a special filter system.

[Funky Monk]

引用自 Jabari：

引用自 Funky Monk：

What's Q and what's A? (Do you need to be a german to answer this?)

Yes

You just gonna leave me hangin and not explain what's Q and what's A

[Zeno]

引用自 whoops!：

引用自 Jabari：

I have no idea. I don't know your uncle. I don't think there is a clear definition of what is German nowadays.

Danke, this is the most German answer I could have gotten. I will be smiling the rest of the day because of it.

Glad this helps. lol.

[Zeno]

引用自 Funky Monk：

引用自 Jabari：

Yes

You just gonna leave me hangin and not explain what's Q and what's A :steamdeadpan:

Q and A = Question - Answer.

[Electric Cupcake]

引用自 Pieshaman：

引用自 Jabari：

I have never eaten any hot dog in the netherlands nor can I ever remember even visiting the place.

But here mostly, hot dogs are sold with onions not sauerkraut.

that make sense then, but I would have thought you would eat hotdogs with german sauerkraut.
it weird that your hotdogs are without them and have onions instead :D

Hot dog toppings are a highly regional thing. About the only universal rule is that catsup is unacceptable unless you're 8 years old or younger.

[WhiteKitt]

引用自 Literally Ludwig Von Mises：

What's the best city in Germany

Also my German aunt says that Bavaria is the Texas of Germany, is this true?

Frankfurt am Main, Stuttgart, Hamburg, Heidelberg, Konstanz, Leipzig are some of the top ranking one all in all i guess

bavaria is something like switzerland with a weird accent und a rural setting but idk to be honest

Southern Germany being the best with lake of constance being the secret main hub of Germany ;)

[Zeno]

引用自 fbx2 nayu005 ：

引用自 Literally Ludwig Von Mises：

What's the best city in Germany

Also my German aunt says that Bavaria is the Texas of Germany, is this true?

Frankfurt am Main, Stuttgart, Hamburg, Heidelberg, Konstanz, Leipzig are some of the top ranking one all in all i guess

bavaria is something like switzerland with a weird accent und a rural setting but idk to be honest

Southern Germany being the best with lake of constance being the secret main hub of Germany ;)

Mh not really no.

It depends from what " best " means here. Best for work? Best for life quality? Best for beauty? Best for food ? Best for history ?

[steven1mac]

Have you been to Nueschwanstein Castle, and did it live up to it's reputation?

[Zeno]

引用自 steven1mac：

Have you been to Nueschwanstein Castle, and did it live up to it's reputation?

Not that I can remember, but people outside of Germany, especially Americans, are always too obsessed with it. We have tons of nice castles, with themed medieval festivals and so on.

[Doomerang]

Do you like / not like a bunch of people with fake jobs determining which video games are too violent for you as a grown adult?