Starting a new office job tomorrow

[spughetti]

How do I wreak havoc without getting fired

[Abaddon the Despoiler]

Smoke grenade.

[spughetti]

Smart, they can't fire me if they can't see who threw it

[HotB]

seggs someone

[Sarge the Comfy Gaming Doggo]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von spughetti:

How do I wreak havoc without getting fired

Throw SPUGHETTI everywhere then claim its your personality to throw SPUGHETTI everywhere you cant LOSE

I'm not gonna lie my brother calls its SPAGERTTI and now I feel kinship for you.

SHAKE MY HAND LIKE THIS IS METAPHOR REFANTAZIO

[spughetti]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Hot B:

seggs someone

to get promoted or just for funsies?

[spughetti]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Sarge got ran raggedy-snaggedy:

Throw SPUGHETTI everywhere then claim its your personality to throw SPUGHETTI everywhere you cant LOSE

The spughetti incident

[Sarge the Comfy Gaming Doggo]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von spughetti:

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Sarge got ran raggedy-snaggedy:

Throw SPUGHETTI everywhere then claim its your personality to throw SPUGHETTI everywhere you cant LOSE

The spughetti incident

I believe you can turn the spughetti incident into a win, just spin it, like they did with Metal Gear Rex.


You are powerful Spughetti bro. I FEEL YOUR POWER FLOWING

[Vince ✟]

Steal the quiet guys stapler.

[Sarge the Comfy Gaming Doggo]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von MD:

Steal the quiet guys stapler.

That does not turn out well

[Hobbit XIII]

The Office Revenge Kit I had first or second cannot remember!

You go through it, pick out your weaponized bit of A4 and photocopy it (or copy it in writing) and leave it on a desk.

Example :
There would be a page talking about satanic rituals and how people must die and then the names of people in the office amongst scribbles and doodles of suffering and knives and flames or whatever you can think of.

A note from taking a phone call while the person is away from the desk ie they are on holiday and so it stays up for a few days.
Hi, 'mike' called he asked if you could collect your underwear as it has now been in his truck passenger seat for a few days now. He sounded very concerned about the smell from them.

It is loaded with stuff like that.

[MinionJoe]

Bring donuts for the office.

But really bad donuts.

[Ni-Neith]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von spughetti:

How do I wreak havoc without getting fired

Chaos, it's easy - offer everyone coffee with salt and say it's a treat from the boss..
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But seriously. In order not to get fired, you have to work. It's hard and unpleasant, but you have to overcome yourself..

[☢️Lamech]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von MD:

Steal the quiet guys stapler.

I second this

[steven1mac]

Beans, lots of Beans.

[Uncle Sam]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von spughetti:

Starting a new office job tomorrow
How do I wreak havoc without getting fired

Good luck, OP! May I suggest blasting music 24/7? But first you gotta know which music is liked by most people over in your new office job.