[POETRY] " Religion™ "

[NoRain :( 🗕 🗗 🗙]

Cryptically and blatantly contains my views on religion as a whole. God can suck my nuts. What are your views on religion in conjunction with logic? If anyone has questions about specific parts, ask and I'll explain- though most of it should be self-explanatory if you zoom out a bit, and examine the lines or verses with context

Toasters drift through twilight haze
Eagles scream at ink-stained gays
Costs whirl in a fishbowl's dance
Hard socks murmur tales of chance

Electric jelly drips from dreams
Mirrors splintering my lost schemes
Kangaroo hearts thump, rhythm of voids
Cacti wear crowns of shattered joys

GOD CAN SUCK MY NUTS!
In a whirlwind where phantoms sway
Polka-dotted spirits lead us astray
GOD CAN SUCK MY NUTS!
GOD CAN SUCK MY NUTS!
Unicorns prance through spirals of trance
Lost in the dance
Caught with a chance
GOD CAN SUCK MY NUTS!

Tickling furies in a disco sigh
Chocolate rivers through shadowy flight
Ghosts on wheels paint dark with light
While moons waltz slyly, igniting fright

Fuzzy logic spins near the sun
Melting clocks drip a sweet, syrupy run
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on walls made of jelly-beans
Some madness’s garden, reality creams

GOD CAN SUCK MY NUTS!
In a whirlwind where phantoms sway
Polka-dotted spirits lead us astray
GOD CAN SUCK MY NUTS!
GOD CAN SUCK MY NUTS!
Unicorns prance through spirals of trance
Lost in the dance
Caught with a chance
GOD CAN SUCK MY NUTS!

Caterpillar kings wear gold spun crowns
Laughing at voids as the universe frowns
With twists of the mind, fate’s fabric shakes
Woven with madness, the wild hearts break

GOD CAN SUCK MY NUTS!
In a whirlwind where phantoms sway
Polka-dotted spirits lead us astray
GOD CAN SUCK MY NUTS!
GOD CAN SUCK MY NUTS!
Unicorns prance through spirals of trance
Lost in the dance
Caught with a chance
GOD CAN SUCK MY NUTS!
GOD CAN SUCK MY NUTS!
In a whirlwind where phantoms sway
Polka-dotted spirits lead us astray
GOD CAN SUCK MY NUTS!
GOD CAN SUCK MY NUTS!
Unicorns prance through spirals of trance
Lost in the dance
Caught with a chance
GOD CAN SUCK MY NUTS!

https://suno.com/song/2d4eee1a-af37-4a7f-b719-8fbf1d92f705

https://suno.com/playlist/d94d1d40-d4b0-4983-b5e2-a177ab1774e9

[NoRain :( 🗕 🗗 🗙]

Αναρτήθηκε αρχικά από Midori:

If this song were a car it would get pulled over mate

Here, this is probably something more your speed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bO-NaEj2dQ0

[Chaosolous]

AI oh AI! Please! I pray and beseech you! Write for me something I can claim as my own!

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Αναρτήθηκε αρχικά από Chaosolous:

AI oh AI! Please! I pray and beseech you! Write for me something I can claim as my own!

All you do is prove you're incapable of using a search engine. Look up an AI detector- plug it in

[Under there]

bazinga
anyway what? tl;dr for me

[Reddari]

My only question is:

"Why are you gay?"




Don't dodge the question: you said in your own words you want oral sex with him.

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Αναρτήθηκε αρχικά από Reddari:

My only question is:

"Why are you gay?"




Don't dodge the question: you said in your own words you want oral sex with him.

Because women like you made me want to explore other options

[齉]

Somehow AI assistance made you even more incompetent of making something good
kudos i guess

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Αναρτήθηκε αρχικά από Enlightened:

Somehow AI assistance made you even more incompetent of making something good
kudos i guess

https://www.grammarly.com/

[Boblin the Goblin]

2edgy5me.

[齉]

Αναρτήθηκε αρχικά από NoRain :( 🗕 🗗 🗙:

Αναρτήθηκε αρχικά από Enlightened:

Somehow AI assistance made you even more incompetent of making something good
kudos i guess

https://www.grammarly.com/

Wow bruh nice debunk
Still, you're ai-hindered, not ai-assisted.

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Αναρτήθηκε αρχικά από Enlightened:

Αναρτήθηκε αρχικά από NoRain :( 🗕 🗗 🗙:

https://www.grammarly.com/

Wow bruh nice debunk
Still, you're ai-hindered, not ai-assisted.

It was for you, not for me

[Merci]

i always come back to this classic xd

[sleeps]

ok but why the trademark tho?

[Rain't]

Αναρτήθηκε αρχικά από sleeps:

ok but why the trademark tho?

To highlight that it's always been a product- you have to buy into it. I also used it because of the irony that multiple religions coexist, and the majority directly contradict each other- a trademark is used to protect against infringement, so me blanketing "Religion™" is a way of highlighting that they're all the same

[Paratech2008]

Um ok you hate religion, what's your point.

I'm a Christian for whatever that's worth.

But I'm not forcing anyone to follow my beliefs.