Why are Lentils so entitled?

[Top Cat]

Sitting there all green and orange with that pious air of superiority.

Barring a soup or a casserole I fail to understand their arrogance.

[DarkCrystalMethod]

Originally posted by Top Cat:

Sitting there all green and orange with that pious air of superiority.

Barring a soup or a casserole I fail to understand their arrogance.

They're jealous of the chestnuts that are being lazy.

[GunsForBucks]

Their chips are awful.
Give me salty fat potato

[pants]

Lentils notoriously have no sense of humour. Honestly, give me chickpeas any day of the week. They know how to make me laugh.

I mean, chickpea is funny enough, but GARBANZO BEAN? LMAO

[Top Cat]

Originally posted by DarkCrystalMethod:

Originally posted by Top Cat:

Sitting there all green and orange with that pious air of superiority.

Barring a soup or a casserole I fail to understand their arrogance.

They're jealous of the chestnuts that are being lazy.

Also the chestnuts want more sunlight and the mushrooms ignore the peas.

[Tex]

Don't get me started on Lima Beans. Those bastards don't know when to quit.

[DarkCrystalMethod]

Always with the soup there are two... kidney and lima. Which bean was stopped? The lima or the master?

[pants]

Originally posted by Tex:

Don't get me started on Lima Beans. Those bastards don't know when to quit.

i used to employ lima beans in my incredibly lucrative business, and, lemme tell you, this one time we fired one, and we had to get the police to remove him from the premises. just would not quit

[Top Cat]

But the beans can't help their feelings If they like the way they're made and they wonder why the Lima's can't be happy in their tin.

[DarkCrystalMethod]

Probably appropriate to mention the Killer Bean movie here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyYHWkVWQ4o
Yes, its punny, but it doesn't care.

[GunsForBucks]

Like Nigel from Young Ones, I always thought Lentils were hippy food.

They seem to be trying to be trendy these days but I just don't get it.

[Top Cat]

The maple peas should form a union and demand equal rights. The lentils are just to greedy and just suck up all the light.

[Holografix]

i used to eye the lentil warily, always suspected something was awry when paired with rye toast. and now, my paranoia is vindicated. switching to Adzuki beans now. at least they admit their nonsense upfront.

[Holografix]

Originally posted by whoa there:

Lentils notoriously have no sense of humour. Honestly, give me chickpeas any day of the week. They know how to make me laugh.

I mean, chickpea is funny enough, but GARBANZO BEAN? LMAO

always a laugh with Adzuki beans.

[Prinny]

Nuts here, take your peanuts back, beans. Or should I say, peabeans?

[Top Cat]

Butter bean are no slouch also apart from when they passed their sorry noble laws against oppression from all the others.

Adzuki beans are fun if you don't upset 'em ;-)