I Need A Big Backed Boyfriend

[Bunnei Bealla]

winter is coming and my heaters are broken so I need a big boy to keep me warm for those cold and lonely nights
he needs to be chubby yet squishy like a body pillow or like a human shaped beanbag chair
where can I find guys like that?
uwu

[Amanda]

I'm looking for same type of guy sweetie.

I recently broke up with my hubby.

Good luck in your hunt.

[Bunnei Bealla]

whoa there eredeti hozzászólása:

Bunnei Bealla eredeti hozzászólása:

he can have whatever his high cholesterol heart desires uwu

Do you have any decent chicken shops near you to entice one towards you

there are some good kebab shops around
I know one of them sells some seriously delicious hot wings, maybe I can put one of them in a fat trap uwu

[jimbalayajones]

Come to the United States...We have plenty...Check McDonald's and The Waffle House...You will stay warm just watching them eat... ;)

[Thermal Lance]

I could fit that bill. But are you warm enough yourself to contribute?

[trousers]

Bunnei Bealla eredeti hozzászólása:

whoa there eredeti hozzászólása:

Do you have any decent chicken shops near you to entice one towards you

there are some good kebab shops around
I know one of them sells some seriously delicious hot wings, maybe I can put one of them in a fat trap uwu

genius level move

[AustrAlien2010]

France. It's called Barbapapa.

[eram]

whoa there eredeti hozzászólása:

Bunnei Bealla eredeti hozzászólása:

there are some good kebab shops around
I know one of them sells some seriously delicious hot wings, maybe I can put one of them in a fat trap uwu

genius level move

Call them boss and you're in

[Nuheni]

One of my friends is the definition of a doughboy, but he is already hibernating for the winter

[RaTcHeT302]

eram eredeti hozzászólása:

Call them boss and you're in

DID SOMEONE SAY... BOSS???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZl_bVX0_cA

[Mega Ultra Chicken]

Bunnei Bealla eredeti hozzászólása:

Tangociss eredeti hozzászólása:

will he get tea and coffee on a regular basis uwu

he can have whatever his high cholesterol heart desires uwu

It has to be hot coffee though

[Bunnei Bealla]

Midori's Revenge eredeti hozzászólása:

Ugh I could go for a KFC boneless banquet rn

same
with some mash and gravy uwu

[RaTcHeT302]

Bunnei Bealla eredeti hozzászólása:

Midori's Revenge eredeti hozzászólása:

Ugh I could go for a KFC boneless banquet rn

same
with some mash and gravy uwu

pah, u will never be girlfriend material to me
THIS IS A MCDONALDS HOUSE, I WILL HOLD ONTO MY FILET O FISH FOR MY DEAR LIFE

*pushes a bowl of salad towards u*
DOES THIS SCARE U MORTAL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PikxqYsfhWE

[tallgeese]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9Z5YtWOJBM

Bealla just watched this video and tried to put her spin on it.

[Ghost Robertson]

I Need A Big Backed Boyfriend

I thought you already have a boyfriend?

[Vox]

Alan Partridge has a fat back