Do you ever feel so bloated with gas

[Sexdefender]

and then eventually, a gigantic, loud, wet juicy fart comes to relieve you of all that build up stressing out your tummy? Oh my god it’s gotta be one of the best feelings there is.

[vkobe]

only if i need natural gas to light up fire

[MinionJoe]

Microwave bean burritos are the worst.

[Coinkydink]

Peak content!

[Daenoxiis]

I mean, when the alternative is spontaneous human combustion...

[Funky Monk]

wtf

[Nuheni]

*benefits of living alone # 234

[WarHeRo]

protein farts r real

keep up the grind

[me (rest in peace rick sanchez)]

Oprindeligt skrevet af nagu_al:

Peak content!

yes.

[libadwaita (she/her)]

No, I hate getting all gassy in the first place. When I do have to fart, I try to let it out as quietly as I can make it.

Also, I have a slight feeling this might be a hornypost (based on the way you wrote it)

[VisciousFishes]

Yes! Yes, I do! But I also live on the opposite end of the spectrum at times - scared to fart due to follow through.

[Nülliflower]

why not just sell it instead? i hear gas is worth quite a lot these days.

[Sexdefender]

bump plz

[Stranger]

what if it's solid matter instead of a gas? or it feels like a gas that is turning into a solid as it comes out.

the pleasure of deposition.

in this moment you are Pooping, fully fulfilling a primary purpose as a living being.

a Release.

[Fuki (she/they)]

YIKES.