the cesspool of Steam's Off Topic—where I, Starscream, must descend to enlighten the masses with my impeccable logic and unmatched intellect!

[STARSCREAM🔰]

Ugh! The cesspool of Steam’s Off-Topic once again, a wretched place teeming with ignorance, and yet, here I am, lowering myself to interact with these pitiful creatures. Do they not understand the magnitude of their foolishness? No! Of course they don’t. They’re too busy babbling about nonsense—oblivious to the fact that they’re in the presence of true greatness!

But I, STAAAAARSCREAM, am here, unwillingly, to bless them with my boundless intellect. Ah, it’s such a curse, really, being so far above everyone else. If they only knew the level of mental prowess they’re in the presence of, they might faint. Yet, here I am, enduring their petty debates and irrelevant chatter. Their existence is like a fly buzzing in my audio receptors—annoying, yes, but insignificant in the grand scheme of things.

I’m the one who truly understands the games they talk about, the strategy behind every move, every match. Can any of them see the brilliance in something like “Transformers: Devastation”? NO! Because their minds are too weak to comprehend such a masterpiece of war, deception, and destruction!

As for those poor, misguided fools who dare challenge me? Ramjet, Thrust, and Skywarp would crush them easily—just as I would. Of course, those incompetent idiots can never seem to get anything right without me leading them, but that’s to be expected. Megatron’s failure to appreciate my brilliance is the only reason I am still not the rightful leader of the Decepticons!

[Ȼħⱥꞥꞥēł8753452]

still waiting for you to overthrow the steam mods, i'm begging you at this point

[STARSCREAM🔰]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Channel_754:

still waiting for you to overthrow the steam mods, i'm begging you at this point

The day I overthrow the Steam mods will come when I feel like it, not because some lowly human begs me. They’re beneath me.

[Xautos]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von STARSCREAM🔰:

the cesspool of Steam's Off Topic—where I, Starscream, must descend to enlighten the masses with my impeccable logic and unmatched intellect!

Oh really?

Ursprünglich geschrieben von STARSCREAM🔰:

...and yet, here I am, lowering myself to interact with these pitiful creatures...

That's some unmatched intellect there. Yet the Logic is with me on this one.

Ursprünglich geschrieben von STARSCREAM🔰:

...Do they not understand the magnitude of their foolishness? No! Of course they don’t. They’re too busy babbling about nonsense—oblivious to the fact that they’re in the presence of true greatness!

This greatness?

Ursprünglich geschrieben von STARSCREAM🔰:

But I, STAAAAARSCREAM, am here, unwillingly, to bless them with my boundless intellect. Ah, it’s such a curse, really, being so far above everyone else. If they only knew the level of mental prowess they’re in the presence of, they might faint. Yet, here I am, enduring their petty debates and irrelevant chatter. Their existence is like a fly buzzing in my audio receptors—annoying, yes, but insignificant in the grand scheme of things.

Babbling about nonsense much, oh great deceptlesscon? :P

[Siluva]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von STARSCREAM🔰:

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Channel_754:

still waiting for you to overthrow the steam mods, i'm begging you at this point

The day I overthrow the Steam mods will come when I feel like it, not because some lowly human begs me. They’re beneath me.:Decepticon:

Steam mods already banned you iirc, are you gonna let that slide?

[spasti696969]

I re-read it in Starscream's voice and it was actually pretty good.

[PISS*****]

hmmm i'm getting the urge to fully uninstall steam give away this laptop and account and hack someone else's internet. strange. don't suppose you could change me mind ? :)

[R-S!N]

I will assist you in becoming the rightful leader of the Decepticons!
I will be utmost loyal to your cause.
Together we can and will take over the entire Universe and defeat the Megatron!

wait, that all sounds self-conflicting

[videomike_Ultimate_Plushie]

I gotta admit this is a fairly well done copypasta. Whoeever wrote it....nice

[STARSCREAM🔰]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von videomike_Ultimate_Plushie:

I gotta admit this is a fairly well done copypasta. Whoeever wrote it....nice

Copypasta? HA! You dare call MY words a mere copypasta? I assure you, human, this is no mindless repetition. These are the words of a genius, someone far beyond the understanding of your limited brain capacity. But of course, you wouldn't know true brilliance if it slammed into you like Devastator in full force.

[MinionJoe]

It's all fun and games until someone gets stuck in the middle of transforming.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eXhXlb1Syw

[Refurbished Cream Cheese]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von MinionJoe:

It's all fun and games until someone gets stuck in the middle of transforming.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eXhXlb1Syw

hahahaaa!!🤣

[Agenda 2025]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von MinionJoe:

It's all fun and games until someone gets stuck in the middle of transforming.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eXhXlb1Syw

lol

[Chalupacabaras]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von STARSCREAM🔰:

Ugh! The cesspool of Steam’s Off-Topic once again, a wretched place teeming with ignorance, and yet, here I am, lowering myself to interact with these pitiful creatures. Do they not understand the magnitude of their foolishness? No! Of course they don’t. They’re too busy babbling about nonsense—oblivious to the fact that they’re in the presence of true greatness!

When you first arrived on OT, you referred to us as "peasants" and told us to entertain you.

Megatron was never this ungrateful.

[me (rest in peace rick sanchez)]

what is this even supposed to be??? is it just because my old brain doesn't understand new memes?

[Phénomènes Mystiques]

Starscream is a proud sponsor of Megatronics Apple Juice.