The funniest Steam reviews

[ErdoGaming]

I've noticed some games have significantly large amounts of Funny reviews, often out of nowhere, especially Alan Wake and SIms 3 etc. was wondering what games you find to have the funniest steam reviews or the funniest reviews you have seen?

[76561198188152325]

I have an odd sense of humor so for me, these reviews are the funniest


For Goat Simulator...



Recommended

10.8 hrs on record

Posted: June 7, 2015

Let me get this straight, you want me to tell you a review about this game? Whoever you are, you might as well go to the curators, because if you've come for a review on this game, you've come to the wrong place. However, if you have come for an outstanding chocolate chip cookie recipe, you've come to the right place.
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Ingredients
1/2 cup (1 stick) unsalted butter
3/4 cup packed dark brown sugar
3/4 cup sugar
2 large eggs
1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
1 (12-ounce) bag semisweet chocolate chips, or chunks
2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour
3/4 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon fine salt

Directions
1. Evenly position 2 racks in the middle of the oven and preheat to 375 degrees F. (on convection setting if you have it.) Line 2 baking sheets with parchment paper or silicone sheets. (If you only have 1 baking sheet, let it cool completely between batches.)

2. Put the butter in a microwave safe bowl, cover and microwave on medium power until melted. (Alternatively melt in a small saucepan.) Cool slightly. Whisk the sugars, eggs, butter and vanilla in a large bowl until smooth.

3. Whisk the flour, baking soda and salt in another bowl. Stir the dry ingredients into the wet ingredients with a wooden spoon; take care not to over mix. Stir in the chocolate chips or chunks.

4. Scoop heaping tablespoons of the dough onto the prepared pans. Wet hands slightly and roll the dough into balls. Space the cookies about 2-inches apart on the pans. Bake, until golden, but still soft in the center, 12 to 16 minutes, depending on how chewy or crunchy you like your cookies. Transfer hot cookies with a spatula to a rack to cool. Serve.

5. Store cookies in a tightly sealed container for up to 5 days.

For a Rocky Road Bar:
1. Lightly butter a 9 by 13-inch baking pan. Make the batter as per cookie recipe and fold in 1 cup chopped walnuts along with the chocolate chips. Spread batter in prepared pan. Bake until the edges are light brown and the batter sets, about 45 minutes. Cool slightly and cover surface with 4 cups marshmallows and 1 cup chocolate chips. Broil at least 8 inches from the heat until marshmallows turn golden brown, about 2 minutes. (Keep an eye on the marshmallows, and turn the pan frequently--they go from golden to char in a wink.) Cool, cut and serve.

[ErdoGaming]

Originally posted by ஜ Lord ✴ Revan ஜ:

I have an odd sense of humor so for me, these reviews are the funniest


For Goat Simulator...



Recommended

10.8 hrs on record

Posted: June 7, 2015

Let me get this straight, you want me to tell you a review about this game? Whoever you are, you might as well go to the curators, because if you've come for a review on this game, you've come to the wrong place. However, if you have come for an outstanding chocolate chip cookie recipe, you've come to the right place.
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Ingredients
1/2 cup (1 stick) unsalted butter
3/4 cup packed dark brown sugar
3/4 cup sugar
2 large eggs
1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
1 (12-ounce) bag semisweet chocolate chips, or chunks
2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour
3/4 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon fine salt

Directions
1. Evenly position 2 racks in the middle of the oven and preheat to 375 degrees F. (on convection setting if you have it.) Line 2 baking sheets with parchment paper or silicone sheets. (If you only have 1 baking sheet, let it cool completely between batches.)

2. Put the butter in a microwave safe bowl, cover and microwave on medium power until melted. (Alternatively melt in a small saucepan.) Cool slightly. Whisk the sugars, eggs, butter and vanilla in a large bowl until smooth.

3. Whisk the flour, baking soda and salt in another bowl. Stir the dry ingredients into the wet ingredients with a wooden spoon; take care not to over mix. Stir in the chocolate chips or chunks.

4. Scoop heaping tablespoons of the dough onto the prepared pans. Wet hands slightly and roll the dough into balls. Space the cookies about 2-inches apart on the pans. Bake, until golden, but still soft in the center, 12 to 16 minutes, depending on how chewy or crunchy you like your cookies. Transfer hot cookies with a spatula to a rack to cool. Serve.

5. Store cookies in a tightly sealed container for up to 5 days.

For a Rocky Road Bar:
1. Lightly butter a 9 by 13-inch baking pan. Make the batter as per cookie recipe and fold in 1 cup chopped walnuts along with the chocolate chips. Spread batter in prepared pan. Bake until the edges are light brown and the batter sets, about 45 minutes. Cool slightly and cover surface with 4 cups marshmallows and 1 cup chocolate chips. Broil at least 8 inches from the heat until marshmallows turn golden brown, about 2 minutes. (Keep an eye on the marshmallows, and turn the pan frequently--they go from golden to char in a wink.) Cool, cut and serve.

I wanted a review, and got a great Recipe to match, top stuff.

[ErdoGaming]

"There's a mod that lets you eat babies" - Sims 3 review, 1.8k people found this helpful

[Midnight Sky ✨🌙✨]

For Metal Gear Rising

"When MGS2 came out, if you told me that Raiden would be as cool as Dante I would punch you in the face yet here we are."

[ErdoGaming]

Originally posted by Mr. Gency つ◕_◕つ:

For Metal Gear Rising

"When MGS2 came out, if you told me that Raiden would be as Dante I would punch you in the face yet here we are."

Thats a Two Best Friends reference, nice!

[ErdoGaming]

Originally posted by ஜ Lord ✴ Revan ஜ:

Originally posted by Barlton Canks:

What's funnier is that the recipe is actually quite good. Had my son do it.

I can't wait to have children to bake me cookies..... and watch them grow and all that good ♥♥♥♥ too lol

[ErdoGaming]

Originally posted by Willi76345 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°):

From Alan Wake
"This game made me buy a book.

TAKE THAT MOM!"

Anal Wake

[Midnight Sky ✨🌙✨]

For Devil May Cry 4

"At this point in time, I have lost two relationships to this game."

Total playtime: 900+ hours.

[Unexpected]

Total War: Rome 2

Rome wasn't patched in a day.

[mumphies]

"Pick up that can: Now with friends"
It's obvious which game it is.

[HEART]

Some of the Payday 2 ones are laugh out loud funny

[zert]

Batman: Arkham Knight

"It seems like Mr. Freeze has won."

[portable cattleman]

I saw two WWE 2k15 ones:

"My computer so slow John Cena lagged out of existence. I can't see John Cena. So accurate."

Yep. And here's the other:

"You can't see me." By someone who actually made their name and profile pic John Cena.

[♠ZerØ♠]

A few of the ones I liked...

"I armed my twin daughters with shotguns, gave them some ammo and armor and sent them out in the wasteland to scavenge while me and the wife stayed in the shelter sleeping and taking showers… When they got back they had killed 9 people, subdued 5 other people and had a full inventory full of materials, food, water, ammo and fuel… Their stress bar didn’t move an inch…

I now fear my own children over the apocalyptic wasteland."
3 hours on Sheltered



"A blonde amnesiac drag queen pretending to be his dead best friend must save the world from a man who discovered his mom was a monster in a jar."

2 Hours on Final Fantasy VII



"Like gun customization? Like stabbing people with a fish?


I do."

73 Hours on Mercenary Kings

[Kazakh V3]

There was one for undertale and it's just sex puns and warnings