Dirty Mind Riddles

[Banana]

This Is A Riddle Challenge To See If You Have A Dirty Mind Heres How To Show You're Results
Just Say The Numbers You Got Right Or Wrong Or If You Want Say What You Thought.

Also THIS IS NOT MEANT TO BE OFFENSIVE!!!!! So Don't Try To Comment That Its Just For Entertainment Purposes And Other Reasons

Or If You Don't Care Just Say The Number And What You Thought It Was.

Ready? Lets Begin

1. What Goes In Dry And Hard But Comes Out Wet And Soft?

2. What Does A Women Get Every Month That Lasts For About 3 To 5 Days?

3. What Do You Call The Man That Inserts His Instrument Into The Mouth Of A Women?

4. It Has Hair Above And Below, There Is A Humid Area In The Middle And You Can Open And Close It. What Is It?

5. 6 Inches Of Fun The Mouth. I Leave A Foamy Liquid When Engaged In My Job. What Am I?

6.I Am Protrusion That Comes In Many Sizes. When I'm Not Well, I Drip. When You Blow Me, You Feel Good. What Am I?

7. When I Go In, I Can Produce Pain. I Can Cause You To Spit, And Ask You Not To Swallow.I Can Fill Your Hole. Who Am I?

8. You Stick You're Poles Inside Me. You Tie Me Down To Get Me Up. I Get Wet Before You Do. What Am I?

9. I Assit An Erection. Sometimes Big Balls Hang From Me. I'm Called A Big Swinger. What Am I.

10. If I Miss, I Hit You're Bush. It's My Job To Stuff You're Box. When I Come, It's News. What Am I?

11. A Finger Goes In Me. You Fiddle With Me When You're Bored. The Best Man Always Has Me First. What Am I?

12. I'm Spread Before I'm Eaten. Your Tounge Gets Me Off. People Sometimes Lick My Nuts. What Am I?

13. I'm A Good Place To Hide Your Salami. I'm Better When I'm Frigid. You Should Stick You're Meat In My Drawers. What Am I?

BONUS ROUND!!!

If You Thought That Was Tough Try This!

1. Boo_s

2._ _ NDOM

3. F_ _CK

4. P_N_S

5. PU_S_

6. S_X

Ok The Challenge Is Over Sorry It Was So Long I Just Came Up With So Many! If You Did Have A Dirty Mind You Can Say That Too To Show You're Results So If You Got Everyone Of Them Right Good For You If You Didn't Good For You. Have A Nice Day!

[Thotianaslure]

I fail I have too dirty of a mind

[EolSunder]

1) sponge
2) dont know
3) A dentist? doctor?
4) mouth
5) don't know
6) Nose
7) Dentist
8) Tent
9) Wrecking ball vehicle
10) newspaper boy
11) ring
12) peanutbutter?
13) refrigerator

boots, condom, flick, pants, pulse, six

[iloveyou]

UH for number 3 I dont think a women would like a whole entire instrument shove in her mouth I mean I wouldnt like it but im not here to kink shame anyone today

[Banana]

Messaggio originale di Shaymouse:

UH for number 3 I dont think a women would like a whole entire instrument shove in her mouth I mean I wouldnt like it but im not here to kink shame anyone today

Ok You Don't Understand I Meant Instrument In Another Way Thats All I Can Say About It So I Don't Give It away

[Its3amAlready]

After i read the first 3 i said nope and immediately gave up, my mind is way too diry and will probably never be cured, speaking of cured, who likes ham?

[wintermute]

1 - 13) D A N K M E M E S

[chiefputsilao✖️ping]

dirty. gross. dirty.

[fluxtorrent]

Messaggio originale di EolSunder:

1) sponge
2) dont know
3) A dentist? doctor?
4) mouth
5) don't know
6) Nose
7) Dentist
8) Tent
9) Wrecking ball vehicle
10) newspaper boy
11) ring
12) peanutbutter?
13) refrigerator

boots, condom, flick, pants, pulse, six

2: Headache :P
5: Toothpaste/toothbrush
condom could also be fandom, flick could also be flack

[Shard]

In the word section I got all the bad words.
because I'm not English and i only know these words.

[EolSunder]

ah yep 5 is toothbrush nice. still dont' know what 2 is.

[TGSheep]

Well, this was disturbing O_O

[Ishan451]

Messaggio originale di EolSunder:

boots, condom, flick, pants, pulse, six

Its random, not condom. Condom is the one he wants you to think of.

[BOOMER!!!:)]

This is kindof easy. I mean i have seen these before..

[Banana]

Since Everyone Has Trouble On Number Two Ill Give It Away its Her Husbands Payment!