limerick(poetry)

[His Majesty's strawberry cart]

anybody know any?

[WarHeRo]

A bather whose clothing was strewed,
By winds that left her quite nude,
Saw a man come along,
And unless I am wrong,
You expected this line to be lewd.

[kbiz]

There was a young lady of Norway
Who hung by her toes in a doorway.
She said to her beau
‘Just look at me Joe,
I think I’ve discovered one more way.

[Xautos]

Messaggio originale di giraffe kata:

anybody know any?

Dirty Irish ones are the best.

[☮ne✟rue𝓢ax☯n]

There once was a man named O'Doul
Who saw little red spots on his tool
His doctor a cynic
Said "Get out of my clinic!
And wipe off that lipstick you fool!"

[His Majesty's strawberry cart]

there once was a man named Cass
whose balls were made out of brass
when they clanged together
they played stormy weather
and lightning shot out of his ass

[Moogal™]

No

[Moogal™]

The ones i know are not apropriate

[astroskiffle]

There was a young man from Australia,
Who painted his ass like a dahlia.
The colour was fine.
Likewise the design .
But the aroma,ah, that was a failure .

[Pulowski]

Messaggio originale di Moogal™:

The ones i know are not apropriate

Messaggio originale di Xautos:

Dirty Irish ones are the best.

[PurpleCreativeValiant]

There once was a witch with a treat,
Who baked cakes that were ever so sweet.
With a wink of her eye,
She'd make pastries fly,
And her candy could not be beat