Your mom...

[apathy]

...how big is she?

Like, is she far bigger than you? Same size as you? Or smaller than you?


My mom is way smaller and shorter than me, no joke.

[BuniBealla]

she's a little taller than me
but that's along with basically everyone in my family uwu

[Chaosolous]

I remember when I was a real young kid (like maybe 5) I was hugging my mom and I made a joke about how my hands never connect around her all the way and she got upset and joined Weight Watchers for like 10 years.

She did lose a lot of weight.

I tower over my mom. She's very, very short.

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YOUR MOM... IS SO... SMALL....

THAT WHEN YOU GO ON HOLIDAY, SHE GOES INTO THE TOP CABINET OF THE AIRPLANE!!!!!!

* laughing track *

[HeroicHeathen]

Originally posted by BuniBealla:

she's a little taller than me
but that's along with basically everyone in my family uwu

How tall are you ?

I am 190 cm

[Armagon]

I think most people have smaller mothers.

[Dracoco OwO]

My Mom is small, kinda like me of height i'm still taller because males tend to, she's really fat though and i'm not.

[Chaosolous]

Originally posted by Isaiah 5:

YOUR MOM... IS SO... SMALL....

THAT WHEN YOU GO ON HOLIDAY, SHE GOES INTO THE TOP CABINET OF THE AIRPLANE!!!!!!

* laughing track *

When I was in elementary school I made a Yo Momma joke at a kid and got detention.

"Yo momma's teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down."

I remember distinctly he started crying immediately and ran to the teacher. I got in trouble right after. From that moment forward I disliked him. This was like 3rd grade.

[DOOMGIRL69]

mines the same OP lol

[apathy]

Originally posted by Isaiah 5:

YOUR MOM... IS SO... SMALL....

THAT WHEN YOU GO ON HOLIDAY, SHE GOES INTO THE TOP CABINET OF THE AIRPLANE!!!!!!

* laughing track *

Yeah.

I love her, but I wish she was bigger. Its awful she has to stand on chairs to reach cupboards.

[Painkilleruk]

my mum is alot smaller, she is 3ft 8 ish. shes 10x fatter than me imagine cartman as a woman thats my mother. She is also a evil and sadistic {insert insult here}

[kingjames488]

you'd love to hear about my mom wouldn't you...

[Grandson]

You know who else..