How zombie proof is your home?

[apathy]

QUICK YOUR HOME IS UNDER ATTACK FROM ZOMBIES

What do you do?? How do you survive this??

Scenario 1.
You have 10 minutes before they're at your door and windows


Scenario 2.
They are already at your door and banging on the windows

[Fumo Bnnuy n Frends]

we have a standard chain linked fence closed a few plants where they can get stuck in but atm a ton of junk all around and inside my house. If anything the outside doors are already barricaded can just move a few to doors and windows.

windows are also ironically shut due to years of intense heat are rusted shut and have to be pried open not pushed inward.

it's a 2 story house surrounded by other houses and we got tons of canned non perishable foods.

got about 2 revolvers and 1 rifle with limited ammo but tons of knives my grandpa left behind after he passed away recently.


Honestly depending on the number of zombies i think we can last a while. Given they don't try to pile ontop of each other to reach the 2nd floor nor have some b.s. plot armor super strength or durability.

[ナルゴ]

Very.

-Front of property has steel railings to protect against car crashes. You enter through a small gate that is closed by default.
-Actual building has thick steel grills on all windows.
-Driveway has two steel gates one after another.
-Building itself is made from reinforced concrete.
-Main entry way is protected by a steel roll-up door
-Then there's finally a hardwood door with double locks to get to the lobby.
-There's a back door that leads to the laundry room, which itself has an exit door leading to the large back yard that is entirely walled up. 4 meters high.

Since I live alone here, I lock everything down. Only leaving the steel roll-up door open during the day.

It's fortified because it's along the main highway in a rural area. Intentionally built to prevent break-ins.

Honestly the only thing missing is a moat, then I'd consider it a fortified manor house.

Scenario 1: I have time to roll down the steel roll-up door. In which case I'm completely safe.

Scenario 2: Can't roll down the steel roll-up door.
But zombies would need to get over the steel railings first, which is already difficult, and then get to the hardwood door with double locks.
The hardwood door is very sturdy and I'll have more than enough time to barricade it further.

[Not Big Surprise]

i live in an apartment

[Xautos]

Let them in, one of them uses a finger to tap my head, they hear it's hollow and move on because there is no brain within.

[Dracoco OwO]

Can zombies climb? They are ♥♥♥♥♥♥ otherwise.

[Dracoco OwO]

Ursprungligen skrivet av Nargo:

Very.

-Front of property has steel railings to protect against car crashes. You enter through a small gate that is closed by default.
-Actual building has thick steel grills on all windows.
-Driveway has two steel gates one after another.
-Building itself is made from reinforced concrete.
-Main entry way is protected by a steel roll-up door
-Then there's finally a hardwood door with double locks to get to the lobby.
-There's a back door that leads to the laundry room, which itself has an exit door leading to the large back yard that is entirely walled up. 4 meters high.

Since I live alone here, I lock everything down. Only leaving the steel roll-up door open during the day.

It's fortified because it's along the main highway in a rural area. Intentionally built to prevent break-ins.

Honestly the only thing missing is a moat, then I'd consider it a fortified manor house.

Scenario 1: I have time to roll down the steel roll-up door. In which case I'm completely safe.

Scenario 2: Can't roll down the steel roll-up door.
But zombies would need to get over the steel railings first, which is already difficult, and then get to the hardwood door with double locks.
The hardwood door is very sturdy and I'll have more than enough time to barricade it further.

My man is living in Brazil.

[HypersleepyNaputunia]

hopefully is slow zombies

[𝘈nethe ♡]

i doubt zombies would realistically chase people down to eat their flesh, death means no hunger, your body wont be gaining anything from such, and if the brain is intact enough to be controlled by some virus reanimating your body, the zombies would at least be conscious enough to know what is going on or at least control their cravings and surroundings enough

probably would just be normal but mostly dead and stupid walking corpses

[PaulKrawitz]

I live in an apartment complex.

The walls, ceiling, and floor are made from concrete, the doors have been reinforced with a 5 mm thick steel plate to protect against fire and intruders.

The only viable access point would be the balcony, if the zombies somehow manage to drop down from above, which is unlikely as the balcony is secured via sliding windows.

The windows are not accessible due to me being on the seventh floor.

I've also got a hatchet at home for self defense, should some lunatic decide to break in, which fortunately never happened so far.

So I'd say I'm pretty secure.

[𝘈nethe ♡]

Ursprungligen skrivet av PaulKrawitz:

I live in an apartment complex.

The walls, ceiling, and floor are made from concrete, the doors have been reinforced with a 5 mm thick steel plate to protect against fire and intruders.

The only viable access point would be the balcony, if the zombies somehow manage to drop down from above, which is unlikely as the balcony is secured via sliding windows.

The windows are not accessible due to me being on the seventh floor.

I've also got a hatchet at home for self defense, should some lunatic decide to break in, which fortunately never happened so far.

So I'd say I'm pretty secure.

thanks for the heads up.

[PaulKrawitz]

Ursprungligen skrivet av ᴬⁿᵉᵗʰᵉ ♡:

thanks for the heads up.

Huh? 🤨

[DoomsDay]

i should be thinking about what went wrong between me and words.
the reality is like a song,about how a niger`s game got fked up,it goes like this,their game is fked up,and they want my game to fk up,first move units ,then talk shjt.
is it possible that,the reality is ,they have been move units ,and i have been talk shjt,no no no.bad analogy .
like i said,the best thing about humanity is in the writings,when i am here trying to write my way into having a child,like all the best things in the writings,it is having a difficult time to come into reality.

that's funny, all that I have is calculation and evil, and suddenly I care about what's good?

[PaulKrawitz]

Ursprungligen skrivet av DoomsDay:

i should be thinking about what went wrong between me and words.
the reality is like a song,about how a niger`s game got fked up,it goes like this,their game is fked up,and they want my game to fk up,first move units ,then talk shjt.
is it possible that,the reality is ,they have been move units ,and i have been talk shjt,no no no.bad analogy .
like i said,the best thing about humanity is in the writings,when i am here trying to write my way into having a child,like all the best things in the writings,it is having a difficult time to come into reality.

What the hell are you on about?

[DoomsDay]

not very zombie proof, not much food, not much tools and weapons, nor the skill to use them.
and words got me into a peculiar situation, where real damage can be delivered to me, through fiction and reality.

[SHAZBOT]

lots of easy to climb trees