How zombie proof is your home?

[apathy]

QUICK YOUR HOME IS UNDER ATTACK FROM ZOMBIES

What do you do?? How do you survive this??

Scenario 1.
You have 10 minutes before they're at your door and windows


Scenario 2.
They are already at your door and banging on the windows

[Rebel the Murderbrat]

100% zombie proof

[GlaceonChireiden]

Depends, how intelligent are the zombies? Are we talking WWZ zombies or Minecraft can't-figure-out-how-to-break-a-door-placed-sideways zombies?

[Tristin]

You can't beat the such works of genre, as it'll give you twists of turns that makes no sense.

Best course of action:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39Bnk6VU53Y

[GunsForBucks]

I have lumber around .. I was in the navy and we were always ready with shoring material.

Throwing daggers to give me room. Machete by the front door. Chainsaw by the deck doors, electric and charged. Broadsword for when I need to back out into the rear rooms/ escape out window.

Lots of extra paper towels and toilet paper as well as canned food ... I can last a while

[Original Cast Recording]

I would probably leave.

[apathy]

Originally posted by Murderbrat:

100% zombie proof

How are you so certain?

Originally posted by JustSomeLego:

Depends, how intelligent are the zombies? Are we talking WWZ zombies or Minecraft can't-figure-out-how-to-break-a-door-placed-sideways zombies?

You can have classic George Romero zombies, or 28 Days Later "infected", if you want.

[Raziel]

In my case they can't reach the windows, so that structural weakness is gone and i only have to fortify one door; how many zombies are we talking about?

[Rebel the Murderbrat]

Originally posted by apathy:

Originally posted by Murderbrat:

100% zombie proof

How are you so certain?

there arent any zombies

[JacquesPatat]

zombie proof - fence wall and electric fence might keep them at bay for some time. not sure about gate. House doors and security gates should keep them out for sometime. at least to make a break if they all in the front or all in the back. but not 100% zombie proof.

will say if you want to know how zombie proof your house is, ask how criminal proof your house is.

[volusat]

stairs are zombie proof, 100% they couldnt make it a couple of floors up

[Hobbit XIII]

Originally posted by apathy:

QUICK YOUR HOME IS UNDER ATTACK FROM ZOMBIES

What do you do?? How do you survive this??

Scenario 1.
You have 10 minutes before they're at your door and windows


Scenario 2.
They are already at your door and banging on the windows

I would open a packet of 'protection' , looks like Hank is gonna get 'some' tonight.

-yeah edited in case it goes against rules.

My home is anti zombie proof so I would just get some spear type things ie broom handle sharpened and hope for the best.

[Uncle Sam]

Originally posted by apathy:

QUICK YOUR HOME IS UNDER ATTACK FROM ZOMBIES

What do you do?? How do you survive this??

Scenario 1.
You have 10 minutes before they're at your door and windows


Scenario 2.
They are already at your door and banging on the windows

I say around 50% if we're talking about hundred Zombies or 10% if thousands of Zombies, if low amount of Zombies the odds could be in my favor.

[Stranger]

i don't think most of them could do a hip lift or a hip-engaged step-up, and the area around the exterior walls are designed to induce tripping and tumbling rather than stacking. I've never really tested the front door, but it's designed to inhibit brute force attacks from robots.

several areas have lackluster cover options that would need to be remedied, but it's like putting curtains up and plywooding and nailing together a reinforced glass door frame so that it doesn't open anymore.

i feel like there's a neighborhood defense plan in place that would lead to significantly reduced initial threat levels too.

[⍚MagusFromHeaven⍚]

They have to get through the thick metal gate, they have to get through the hard af wooden door, they have to break though the window bars, they have to climb through the concrete walls to reach us. And they have to do it all again on the neighbors house.

[videogames10]

Originally posted by apathy:

QUICK YOUR HOME IS UNDER ATTACK FROM ZOMBIES

What do you do?? How do you survive this??

Since the police do not respond to zombie attacks and in their words, "prank calls", I just order a pizza. When the pizza delivery guy arrives the zombies chase him down the road. Who knows where they end up after that. You know what? Now that I think of it, I never did get my pizza.