A Genie, with wishes, and your pet.

[Dr.Shadowds 🐉]

Let say you found a lamp, you rub it to get the dust off to get look at it, and poof came out the Genie.

The Genie introduce itself to you, and told you that it will grant you three wishes, but the limitation of these wishes can only grant your pet abilities, such as flight, super strength, and etc...

What abilities would you wish your pet have?

[BigBadBug]

the ability to grant unlimited wishes

[Tonepoet]

BigBadBug lähetti viestin:

the ability to grant unlimited wishes

First, that should be the ability to grant yourself unlimited wishes. Nobody else. Could get disastrous if the dog ends up giving your Genie wishes it couldn't grant for itself, and you have no way of stopping that otherwise. You also don't want your cat wishing to become a tiger and eating you if it can grant itself wishes.

Second if your pet "can" grant wishes, there's no guarantee it will want to grant you your wishes. You should use your second wish to grant it perfect obedience (the ability to perfectly obey, if it has to be phrased in such terms).

Third, if your pet doesn't comprehend the wishes, it can't grant your wishes. You should give it perfect comprehension of the english language.

There are other things that need to be remedialized, but from this point you can likely just use your pet to grant any other necessary wishes, and we're done with the genie.

[ArgentAbendAzure]

I would wish that my cat could stay about five years old, and healthy for the rest of her life with me. She could live as long as I do.
Then I would wish that she could pick stocks that will go up. I give her a few choices, and she meows for the right one.
And I would wish she had a healing purr. If I felt bad, she could lay down by me and purr to heal me/make me feel better.

[BigBadBug]

Tonepoet lähetti viestin:

BigBadBug lähetti viestin:

the ability to grant unlimited wishes

First, that should be the ability to grant yourself unlimited wishes. Nobody else. Could get disastrous if the dog ends up giving your Genie wishes it couldn't grant for itself, and you have no way of stopping that otherwise. You also don't want your cat wishing to become a tiger and eating you if it can grant itself wishes.

Second if your pet "can" grant wishes, there's no guarantee it will want to grant you your wishes. You should use your second wish to grant it perfect obedience.

Third, if your pet doesn't comprehend the wishes, it can't grant your wishes. You should give it perfect comprehension of the english language.

There are other things that need to be remedialized, but from this point you can likely just use your pet to grant any other necessary wishes, and we're done with the genie.

dang i would need a lawyer to help me list out all the wishes i need

[JacquesPatat]

i'll wish the genie to be free. if looney tunes didn't show us already, dogs with super power going to be one heck of a story

[Angel]

1. Ability to speak in every language. (This way I can negotiate arrangements)
2. Ability to teleport people (So I can travel)
3. Ability to time travel (So I can get intel on the future and predictions of danger)

[Tonepoet]

BigBadBug lähetti viestin:

dang i would need a lawyer to help me list out all the wishes i need

The main problem with hiring a lawyer is that if you get somebody to write your wishes with verbiage you don't personally understand, he or she it could phrase the wish in a way that works to his or her benefit and your detriment, and before you know it we have the law offices of Dr. Do-Little running amok. >_>

You're on your own. Don't even think about finding somebody you implicitly and absolutely trust to help you with this. It'll just make the inevitable betrayal sting that much worse. Like your pet bee! :-P

[Heitor Villa-Lobos]

Pet abilities?

As having garanteed housing and food?