Star Wars Episode X: Return of the Woke

[Obelisk]

How bad could it be?

[Obelisk]

It can't be as bad as The Acolyte can it?

[steven1mac]

Considering the quality of shows they have been making, I am guessing it won't be much better. Once Disney is tired of making political drivel, perhaps they will try to make a good show to try to draw back customers.

[Majestic Turkey]

Even the train wreck is boring at this point.

[WraithTargundaMajarie]

Stellar Butts eredeti hozzászólása:

How bad could it be?

I Quit Star Wars After Episode 9: Rise Of Skywalker
& Han Solo Story...

Star Wars Doesn't Need Anything Else To Complete The Story...
Revisiting Episode 10 Isn't Going To Save Disney At All, ~_~



Even If The Original Cast Returns,
Leia Was Already Passed...

And Disney Left Nothing For
Any Female Lady To Pass The
Tortch Onto Before Leia Passed Away...

Soooo, Disney Is In A Bind With
Star Wars, & Rey Met With Poor
Audiences For The Future Of
A Younger Audience Going Forward...

At This Point,

Disney Star Wars Can't Be Fixed,
It's In A Bind, & Can't Get Out Of It...

Sequels Are Not Going To Save
A Franchise Already Dead,
& ReMakes Aren't Gonna Save
It, Either With A Cast That Has
Already Met An Age Of No Return...

At This Point There Is Nothing
Disney Can Do To Save Disney Star Wars, ~_~

[Masque]

How bad? G.R.R. Martin bad.

The protagonist kissing his sister will be on purpose next time.

And you had better like it.

[HypersleepyNaputunia]

they havent done same sex stuff so theyll prob through that in

[Magma Dragoon]

There is no upper limit in how bad things can be.

[Sorckoty]

they can't do anything worse than "Somehow....Palpatine returned,"

[Luck-E-lynx]

A Star Wars movie that focuses more on the Wookies... Meh, it might not the worst idea.

I just hope they come up with some new plot beyond we need to destroy the evil empire's increasingly larger Spaceballs.

[Arvaos]

Sorckoty eredeti hozzászólása:

they can't do anything worse than "Somehow....Palpatine returned,"

He didn't just return though.

It was his essence in a cloned body.

[Masque]

Luck-E-lynx eredeti hozzászólása:

A Star Wars movie that focuses more on the Wookies... Meh, it might not the worst idea.

I just hope they come up with some new plot beyond we need to destroy the evil empire's increasingly larger Spaceballs.

Ewok Jedi saga. A G.R.R. Martin + Mel Gibson production, Apocalypto meets Game of Thrones, but on Endor's forest moon. Original Ewok language, all subtitles.

[Coinkydink]

All the characters are trans, and there are long crying scenes. Even group crying. It's about social justice and identity under Imperial rule, and there is a deformed orange alien cisgender villain that is even worse than the Emperor.

[MistyMountainHop]

Shill press already preparing articles blaming the fans for the movie being bad.

[WraithTargundaMajarie]

Luck-E-lynx eredeti hozzászólása:

A Star Wars movie that focuses more on the Wookies... Meh, it might not the worst idea.

I just hope they come up with some new plot beyond we need to destroy the evil empire's increasingly larger Spaceballs.

You know the irony of that Statement

Was exactly what the Movie Space Balls was actually pointing out...

It made fun of the fact that Star Wars is flawd...


Well??

Today in 2024, just how flawd is it?? ^_-


Spaceballs is Truer & Truer every Day that Disney Owns Star Wars... =D