Help I think my girl friend is a robot.

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All she does it malfunction and requires maintenance!

[Obelisk]

No, she's just too high maintenance

[DarkCrystalMethod]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x36ge2W7QOs

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I grease her gears daily , feed her plenty of girl friend food , and even take her for walks and trips in the car. She however always give me the evil robot eye and is plugged into her collective data connection Everytime I see what she's doing

[permanent name]

she knows why you really ran out of tungsten

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She makes jokes like "beep boop beep. , I am a robot, we will enslave the human race." I laughed the first time she said it but now I'm starting to worry

[permanent name]

she's probably just low on thermal paste

[76561199648916059]

Your right, she is pretty hot I will reapplied thermal paste to her heatsinks and give her some new flashy led lights because she likes the bling, she could use a good polish and waxing as well, I will have to touch up her nail paint

[☮ne✟rue𝓢ax☯n]

Escrito originalmente por Majestically Awkward:

All she does it malfunction and requires maintenance!

Sounds more like a gen z man! 😮

[TwisterCat]

Ah, you got one of those Chinese Androids. It's probably asked you to pay money to unlock it, right? Shop around next time, before rushing yourself.

Get yourself tested for any viruses, and learn from your mistake.

[Tonepoet]

One man's hunk o' junk is another man's pleasure. If you're really so worried about it just break up with her and I am sure Sheldon Oswald Lee will be more than happy enough to treat 'er right in your place[i.postimg.cc]. Well, after they figure out what to do with what remains of the previous relationship anyway.[i.postimg.cc]

But don't worry, technology has a solution for that too!

[TwisterCat]

Escrito originalmente por Majestically Awkward:

Your right, she is pretty hot I will reapplied thermal paste to her heatsinks and give her some new flashy led lights because she likes the bling, she could use a good polish and waxing as well, I will have to touch up her nail paint

Yeah, they get pretty hot. They get so hot they could warm up your whole house.

Throw it away, quickly now. They're known for spectacular meltdowns.

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She is a good sock warmer

[Angel]

This gives me Detroit: Become Human vibes. When Kara malfunctioned, it was no accident as one had claimed.

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It's funny you said Detroit.

Put your hands up for Detroit, I love this city!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxhab3IMYm0

[Birds]

she probably is; stop spending time with her.