I am in love with the Steam delivery girl.

[Rumpus]

I am in love with the Steam delivery girl. When I woke up and saw that she was there on the front page of the store something lit up inside me. There she was, standing there, on that scooter, her hair blowing in the crisp summer wind. I couldn't take it. The verdant green discount tags and pink tufts of hair were coursing through my veins. I bought every single game in sight. I bought and bought until my wallet could not take it anymore, and then I still bought. I had her game profiles. I had her emotes. Gaben knew that I was weak and he bestowed this incarnal figure upon my eyes just to test me. I failed. I threw out all my anime figures and started working out more. When I glance down at my phone in between sets, there she is, on my wallpaper, smiling back at me. 'You can do it!' I hear her say. I don't know what compelled me. But I am in love with the Steam delivery girl.

[Xautos]

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Funny thing is, she is waving to a customer who never opens their eyes to see the delivery rider. Does the customer even know what was put into their hands?

i find the whole animated thing really silly to look at, but that's me.

Have you tried to click on the Steam Neko Kawaii Girl yet ??
xD

no and i don't want to. i am not interested in this sort of stuff.

[GunsForBucks]

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She's not real bro just let it go

Tell that to the people who think she is trans.

Then people wonder why this world is in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ...

Funny you should say that...

The person getting the delivery was shown at some point and I thought it looked very androgynous, like it could be either.

After that I looked back at the person on the scooter and thought "well I guess they could be either also" since there were no "obvious" characteristics on either of them.

Unless hair length is the deciding factor but that would be judgmental.

[Oyun Arşivim]

Yeah i was like you when i was 12 years old too. Anyway, have a good one kid. It's gonna be real fun when you hit puberty.

[Tonepoet]

Yeah, she is a cutie and she just gives off positive vibes and the air of a good work ethic.


Valve needs to make some games featuring her. I don't think the design is well suited to anything particularly fancy mind you, but she looks like she could easily fit into something like a 2005 era Marcomedia Flash style web game or some sort of game jam type project where you're playing as her driving her vespa from a top down view.

Maybe something along the lines of a modernized paperboy, although it's kind of hard to imagine her smashing the windows of non-customers...

[Vince ✟]

It took me a full 5 minutes to realize you folk are actually making something of the store page. I thought it was a song at first, then just some meme I didn't get.

[GunsForBucks]

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It took me a full 5 minutes to realize you folk are actually making something of the store page. I thought it was a song at first, then just some meme I didn't get.

lol

[Elation]

AHHHHH I NEED TO CONSOOM MARKETABLE ANIME GIRL !!!!!!!!

[astroskiffle]

Why does she have nipples on her knees?

[GunsForBucks]

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Why does she have nipples on her knees?

maybe its a guy with long hair

and the person getting the delivery is a girl with short hair

[Kobs]

You need to see a shrink OP

[Rumpus]

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You need to see a shrink OP

i know

[The Tunnel Ratencio]

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She's not real bro just let it go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ty0mHm8WNdM

Lovely.

And congrats on enjoying so much this sale op keep it up at the gym and have fun with whatever games you bought.

[Angel]

The artists have some cool works. You can check out Nemu @Dokomi 3L45 & AX G17
@nemupanart for the cat girl delivery character. The animation is by Cassis_Art @ArtCassis

[aka]

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I am in love with the Steam delivery girl.

The delivery girl on the scooter with her little fluffy cat is the soul of Tokyo. You should live here and kiss cats like that every day, and eat at 7-11's that make American cruise ships seems like evil nun oatmeal.

You're welcome

[Drimon]

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I am in love with the Steam delivery girl.

The delivery girl on the scooter with her little fluffy cat is the soul of Tokyo. You should live here and kiss cats like that every day, and eat at 7-11's that make American cruise ships seems like evil nun oatmeal.

You're welcome :KneelingBow:

You should Not kiss a Cat you dont know.
Cant be a dirty Street Cat with Worms