Chest armor

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Did you know that chests make you invincible? Claws, swords, bullets, rockets, literally nothing can touch you while you are opening them. I don't know why there are even things like shields, all you need is to carry a chest around and open it very slowly. Ok that probably occupies both your hands but you can still kick the enemies, right? Or make a tiny chest so you can do it with one hand!

[Merci]

i dont know what it means
can i have whatever you took xD

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Originally posted by Jelly:

i dont know what it means
can i have whatever you took xD

Hey, it's Flooperina von Poopenstein. I took nothing except items from chests! And no you can't have them.

[Morkonan]

All you need to do in order to temporarily avoid any potential problem or threat is to carry around a small card with this printed on it:

"Confirm? Yes/No"

You're welcome!

"It really works!™"

[permanent name]

I made a bikini once that completely negated any conceivable form of attack up to and including a 500,000mKw neutron particle beam fired from low orbit. Although I made it because of Nara, because if I'd been literally invulnerbale it's possible nobody would have died. So mostly it stopped arrows and spears and things.

It fell onto an animate wooden dummy and someone had to sex the dummy to get it back off.

Originally posted by Morkonan:

All you need to do in order to temporarily avoid any potential problem or threat is to carry around a small card with this printed on it:

"Confirm? Yes/No"

You're welcome!

"It really works!™"

There's a 'genetic disorder' where normal people also seize up in response to these prompts (when printed on an individual bordered card with stereoscopic properties.) It can be pretty damaging to their reputation and livelihood, so the card has a potential ethical burden attached.

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Originally posted by Morkonan:

All you need to do in order to temporarily avoid any potential problem or threat is to carry around a small card with this printed on it:

"Confirm? Yes/No"

You're welcome!

"It really works!™"

That's certainly more convenient than carrying a chest! Great idea!

[C4Warr10r]

Dude has never met a mimic.

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Originally posted by C4Warr10r:

Dude has never met a mimic.

I have actually, it was not a pleasant experience. It might be a good idea to check if your particular chest is not one of those before carrying them around.