There is a special place in hell for people who chew with their mouths open

[Good Night Owl]

You cannot be redeemed

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Opprinnelig skrevet av Breathe:

Opprinnelig skrevet av For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge:

Why can't parents teach their 2 months old to stop making sucking noises on their bottle. My kids didn't do that at 2 months old cause I taught them not to.

Two month old, well and all, babies suckle as they need to. There is no wrong way unless they're latching onto the breast in the wrong position. I have more problems with caregivers who let the babies hold their own bottles or just let it flop.

My post was more of a mocking post.

[Good Night Owl]

Plaid, I saw that, what the hell!? You are right.

[AdahnGorion]

So.. hmm maybe you will like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYIWB6ZzN78

[DarkCrystalMethod]

If only there was a law against masticating in public.
(Thats the word for chewing, not that other thing.)

[Good Night Owl]

Opprinnelig skrevet av DarkCrystalMethod:

If only there was a law against masticating in public.
(Thats the word for chewing, not that other thing.)

Got it, I know what words not to use if I dial the police for something eating related in public.

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Opprinnelig skrevet av Good Night Owl:

Opprinnelig skrevet av DarkCrystalMethod:

If only there was a law against masticating in public.
(Thats the word for chewing, not that other thing.)

Got it, I know what words not to use if I dial the police for something eating related in public.

Why would you call the police for on people eating. Are they EWB?

[Good Night Owl]

Opprinnelig skrevet av For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge:

Opprinnelig skrevet av Good Night Owl:

Got it, I know what words not to use if I dial the police for something eating related in public.

Why would you call the police for on people eating. Are they EWB?

I don't know what an EWB is. Sounds like a local radio station.

[potato]

Opprinnelig skrevet av AustrAlien2010:

What about people with orofacial myofunctional disorders?

they're going to hell-lite

[Good Night Owl]

Opprinnelig skrevet av AustrAlien2010:

What about people with orofacial myofunctional disorders?

I'm pretty sure most people don't have an oreo mayofunctional disorder. Some cases sure, but for most it's a bad habit, and they don't need to do it.

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Opprinnelig skrevet av Good Night Owl:

Opprinnelig skrevet av AustrAlien2010:

What about people with orofacial myofunctional disorders?

I'm pretty sure most people don't have an oreo mayofunctional disorder. Some cases sure, but for most it's a bad habit, and they don't need to do it.

Are them people who dip their oreo cookies in mayo?

[Good Night Owl]

Opprinnelig skrevet av For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge:

Opprinnelig skrevet av Good Night Owl:

I'm pretty sure most people don't have an oreo mayofunctional disorder. Some cases sure, but for most it's a bad habit, and they don't need to do it.

Are them people who dip their oreo cookies in mayo?

Probably. God forbid anyone chewing with their mouths open doing that nasty ♥♥♥♥.

Oreo, if you are reading this, I expect royalties for your next snack pack.

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Opprinnelig skrevet av Good Night Owl:

Opprinnelig skrevet av For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge:

Are them people who dip their oreo cookies in mayo?

Probably. God forbid anyone chewing with their mouths open doing that nasty ♥♥♥♥.

My brother ate weird stuff like a mayo cheese banana pickle sandwich but never with his mouth open

[Zilkenian Davenport]

Opprinnelig skrevet av For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge:

Opprinnelig skrevet av Good Night Owl:

I'm pretty sure most people don't have an oreo mayofunctional disorder. Some cases sure, but for most it's a bad habit, and they don't need to do it.

Are them people who dip their oreo cookies in mayo?

Oh gosh that is disgusting. And now is burned in my memory as an image.

Why?!

[LeviathanWon]

I enjoy it, when I am guest at someone's house/tent where the food was made... Talk with my mouth full of food, sometimes yell and rant about dumb things that are out of control. Lots of polite conversation about politicians, religions, other person's personal sexual adventures... you know normal conversations that really smart people have.

SO you can see the crumbs flying around like a projectile from a fire arm that was procured from some euro trash country.

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Opprinnelig skrevet av Zef Davenport:

Opprinnelig skrevet av For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge:

Are them people who dip their oreo cookies in mayo?

Oh gosh that is disgusting. And now is burned in my memory as an image.

Why?!

I took it from this oreo mayofunctional disorder and thought that is what it meant.