Star Wars: Outlaws - R U serious?

[Jackie Daytona]

So... the 'Star Wars: Outlaws' trailer dropped. Can't wait to try it. Be a dashing rogue in an open-world Star Wars galaxy? Sounds fun.

*watches trailer*

lol. No. Absolutely not. Any trailer that hides any and all gameplay is maximum sus.

*looks at price*

$70?! $130 for a digital "special" edition?

lol. No. Get out of here.

Not sure how Disney remains under the (false) impression that Star Wars is a hot property. They ruined it.

You can tell by the trailer the overall game was designed by a leftist committee. Checks every box:

• Strong female characters
• Diversity
• Main character is a slightly-ugly woman
• Men are evil
• Unnecessary cutesy pet
• Ignorance of Star Wars
• Women in positions of power
• Girls that have to be "tougher" than men to advance

What's left? Fat acceptance, LGBTQ, and socialism. (I'm sure they'll get to that in the story. There's no way they won't.)

So, what is in this for the male audience?

*crickets*

[Azza ☠]

Автор сообщения: Yakub's Strongest

Автор сообщения: Azza ☠

Are you assuming my amount of money? My pronouns are Rich and Wealthy / Even Elon Musk and Trump acts like poor beggars to me. Lulz

People who are mega wealthy don't waste their time playing modern ubislop titles. I couldn't see Jeff Bezos, or a Rothschild sitting down to enjoy whatever garbage ubisoft pumps out.

Wealthy people don't act and pose as being 'rich' then go around begging for donations, scam charities and do tax evasion...

They sit back and chill, perhaps play some video games or similar to enjoy life. Then they go on a Steam forum just to joke about it.

Anyways, my real point was just that the price tag is similar to other AAA titles from other sources, other than being Ubisoft. It will overall depend on the length and quality of content.

If you wanted to go cheaper, get a trial or month worth of Ubisoft+ subscription to binge play the game instead.

[xDDD]

Автор сообщения: Yakub's Strongest

Автор сообщения: Azza ☠

Are you assuming my amount of money? My pronouns are Rich and Wealthy / Even Elon Musk and Trump acts like poor beggars to me. Lulz

The uber wealthy don't waste their time playing modern ubislop titles. I couldn't see Jeff Bezos, or a Rothschild sitting down to enjoy whatever garbage ubisoft pumps out.

The uber wealthy don't waste their time playing video games period.

[Azza ☠]

Автор сообщения: xDDD

Автор сообщения: Yakub's Strongest

The uber wealthy don't waste their time playing modern ubislop titles. I couldn't see Jeff Bezos, or a Rothschild sitting down to enjoy whatever garbage ubisoft pumps out.

The uber wealthy don't waste their time playing video games period.

Even my boss is a gamer. A requirement of my work contract was to of played and finished the video game "Portal 2" because it improves cognitive abilities.

https://medicalxpress.com/news/2014-10-portal-cognitive-skills-lumosity.html

Anyways, to get this right?

- You want to avoid and boycott Ubisoft
- You consider the game pricing too high
- You hate the fact it's a female character
- You hate the pet character too
- You don't consider it to be real Star Wars

Anything else?

[Free* Jewish Magic]

Автор сообщения: Azza ☠

Автор сообщения: Yakub's Strongest

People who are mega wealthy don't waste their time playing modern ubislop titles. I couldn't see Jeff Bezos, or a Rothschild sitting down to enjoy whatever garbage ubisoft pumps out.

Wealthy people don't act and pose as being 'rich' then go around begging for donations, scam charities and do tax evasion...

They sit back and chill, perhaps play some video games or similar to enjoy life. Then they go on a Steam forum just to joke about it.

Every single billionaire runs scam charities. They don't do tax evasion because they legalized their own creative methods to dodge the tax man a long time ago. You should know better. If it wasn't for Europeans and Americans coming to your island to dodge the tax man, you'd still be living in a mud hut and shagging your island's main economic activity.

[xDDD]

Автор сообщения: Azza ☠

Автор сообщения: xDDD

The uber wealthy don't waste their time playing video games period.

Even my boss is a gamer. A requirement of my work contract was to of played and finished the video game "Portal 2" because it improves cognitive abilities.

https://medicalxpress.com/news/2014-10-portal-cognitive-skills-lumosity.html

That is goofy AF. What kind of workplace requires you to have played a puzzle video game?

[Free* Jewish Magic]

Автор сообщения: Azza ☠

Автор сообщения: xDDD

The uber wealthy don't waste their time playing video games period. :lunar2019laughingpig:

Even my boss is a gamer. A requirement of my work contract was to of played and finished the video game "Portal 2" because it improves cognitive abilities.

https://medicalxpress.com/news/2014-10-portal-cognitive-skills-lumosity.html

Anyways, to get this right?

- You want to avoid and boycott Ubisoft
- You consider the game pricing too high
- You hate the fact it's a female character
- You hate the pet character too
- You don't consider it to be real Star Wars

Anything else?

All valid reasons to not consume the ubislop.

[Azza ☠]

Автор сообщения: xDDD

Автор сообщения: Azza ☠

Even my boss is a gamer. A requirement of my work contract was to of played and finished the video game "Portal 2" because it improves cognitive abilities.

https://medicalxpress.com/news/2014-10-portal-cognitive-skills-lumosity.html

That is goofy AF. What kind of workplace requires you to have played a puzzle video game?

I know right? It's awesome. I work in IT Security.

Now as for this "Star Wars: Outlaws" video game, it's probably not a requirement but still could be some fun?

[Azza ☠]

Автор сообщения: Yakub's Strongest

Автор сообщения: Azza ☠

Even my boss is a gamer. A requirement of my work contract was to of played and finished the video game "Portal 2" because it improves cognitive abilities.

https://medicalxpress.com/news/2014-10-portal-cognitive-skills-lumosity.html

Anyways, to get this right?

- You want to avoid and boycott Ubisoft
- You consider the game pricing too high
- You hate the fact it's a female character
- You hate the pet character too
- You don't consider it to be real Star Wars

Anything else?

All valid reasons to not consume the ubislop.

What did Ubisoft do to hurt you? Was it due to them shutting down some old game servers or do you have other reasons?

[B]

Автор сообщения: Yakub's Strongest

Автор сообщения: Azza ☠

Even my boss is a gamer. A requirement of my work contract was to of played and finished the video game "Portal 2" because it improves cognitive abilities.

https://medicalxpress.com/news/2014-10-portal-cognitive-skills-lumosity.html

Anyways, to get this right?

- You want to avoid and boycott Ubisoft
- You consider the game pricing too high
- You hate the fact it's a female character
- You hate the pet character too
- You don't consider it to be real Star Wars

Anything else?

All valid reasons to not consume the ubislop.

It having a female character is a valid reason?

[Azza ☠]

Автор сообщения: B

Автор сообщения: Yakub's Strongest

All valid reasons to not consume the ubislop.

It having a female character is a valid reason?

That's a massive reason for the so-called "anti-woke", I'm still trying to work out why, if not just for being some sexist thing.

I didn't know cute pets are "woke" too now, that's a new one for me.

What's left? Fat acceptance! I forgot Star Wars has "Jabba the Hutt" in it.

I personally prefered when religious groups complained Star Wars was religion based and therefore evil satanic spored from the devil himself.

[Samurai]

OP says, "Main character is a slightly-ugly woman".

If OP posted a picture of their mum, we would all need therapy after.

[Mark S.]

Star wars is dead and it's maggot infested corpse is being dragged around.
Accept it and move on.

[xDDD]

Автор сообщения: Mark S.

Star wars is dead and it's maggot infested corpse is being dragged around.
Accept it and move on.

This.
You'd think people would realize this when they LITERALLY DRAGGED A CORPSE AROUND in episode 8 and 9.

[Sir Seanicus, Esq.]

Why did 1313 have to die...

[Azza ☠]

Автор сообщения: Sir Seanicus, Esq.

Why did 1313 have to die...

A licensing deal renewal was meant to happen but never took place, R.I.P Star Wars 1313

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_1_Nvn7DPM