Star Wars: Outlaws - R U serious?

[Jackie Daytona]

So... the 'Star Wars: Outlaws' trailer dropped. Can't wait to try it. Be a dashing rogue in an open-world Star Wars galaxy? Sounds fun.

*watches trailer*

lol. No. Absolutely not. Any trailer that hides any and all gameplay is maximum sus.

*looks at price*

$70?! $130 for a digital "special" edition?

lol. No. Get out of here.

Not sure how Disney remains under the (false) impression that Star Wars is a hot property. They ruined it.

You can tell by the trailer the overall game was designed by a leftist committee. Checks every box:

• Strong female characters
• Diversity
• Main character is a slightly-ugly woman
• Men are evil
• Unnecessary cutesy pet
• Ignorance of Star Wars
• Women in positions of power
• Girls that have to be "tougher" than men to advance

What's left? Fat acceptance, LGBTQ, and socialism. (I'm sure they'll get to that in the story. There's no way they won't.)

So, what is in this for the male audience?

*crickets*

[AdahnGorion]

Sounds like your avarage modern game and I am sure it will break sales records on the console, where it was developed for.

I don´t see any issues with developers going for the mainstream audience.

[Morkonan]

Originally posted by Jackie Daytona:

...
*crickets*

Ubisoft needs to get comfortable with me never buying an Ubisoft game due to their business practices, predatory monetization schemes, and abusive work environment.

Ubisoft needs to get comfortable with me being happy in not owning any future Ubisoft games. (The only ones I own are decades old)

[Xautos]

The character model and her hair style is a bit goofy. that's all i can say about it really considering trailers are always misleading.

[Mr. Miscellaneous]

I miss the days where you could buy a dope-ass game for like 20 bones and pop it into your console and play no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Now we got shady publishers like Electronic Ass and Boobysoft to worry about. The woke thing is more of a Disney problem. Oh and also I have to open a new mortgage to afford this game.

[ハイイロギツネ]

Originally posted by Morkonan:

Originally posted by Jackie Daytona:

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*crickets*

Ubisoft needs to get comfortable with me never buying an Ubisoft game due to their business practices, predatory monetization schemes, and abusive work environment.

Ubisoft needs to get comfortable with me being happy in not owning any future Ubisoft games. (The only ones I own are decades old)

They're releasing service games to get gamers hooked on their subscription model.

Not only that but they're funded by BlackRock to push ESG politics.

[Kate Hikes]

I don't even bother looking at AAA games anymore.

I just hunt down old gems on emulators and support indie devs

[secuda]

Was it even for you if it when you complained about the price point? or was it just a bonus point?
The background story sounded generic and so did the writing the little i saw about the reveal.

[volusat]

starwars has never been good

[TwisterCat]

It uh... Yeah. I'll be waiting for the Quantic Dream Star Wars game, if anything. Which likely won't be all that great, since David Cage definitely won't be able to write anything outside of his imagination, but it might be O.K.

A lot of attention is won or lost on the protagonist reveal. You gotta create somebody compelling.

[TwisterCat]

I'd consider it ~ if they threw out the brat, and replaced her with the first guy you see in the trailer.

[Mega Ultra Chicken]

What do you expect from Ubish*t and Disney? Of course it would pander.

[76561199559798421]

jabba the hut was the first step, they made him a iconic fat villain. with half naked women dancing on chains for his eating pleasure.



today jabba the hut is a super hero ,they slimmed him down, made him able to slither faster and move , all that is left, is to make jabba A-self reproducting Slug, that is Transgender able to embrace his feminist side and to have half naked man flaunting over him while forcing a han solo look like to dance while carbon freezing han's hot girl friend so she doesn't get wriggles.

[WraithTargundaMajarie]

Disney Has Never Sold A Video Game For Millions...


Also, Disney Is A Right Left Weird Company Now...



Disney still makes Quality Movies,
But All The Woke Nonesese Still
Ruins The Movies, So Quality Doesn't
Matter, Because Even Quality Won't
Save Disney From Woke Death, ~_~


Disney Wo't Make A Dent In The Gaming Market...


Also A Female Han Solo,
Naaaaa, No thanks..

[Free* Jewish Magic]

Star Wars is dead. Literally the only thing that gets any sort of hype from this franchise are re-releases of games made 2 decades ago. Imagine telling someone heading into theaters to see Phantom Menace for the first time that Star Wars would go from an absolute cultural juggernaut to bargain bin/straight to streaming in less than half a decade.

[ハイイロギツネ]

Originally posted by Yakub's Strongest:

Star wars is dead.

There's still Andor and that new David Cage game coming out.