There are surprisingly few zombie movies featuring Jesus

[hechicero]

and he never says a word about it... quiet angry type, i reckon

[DarkCrystalMethod]

Been talkin' to Jesus all my life...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-rfCnW5VlE
He wants brains.
But candy will work and stave off his ungodly hunger. Thats why we have the holiday as it is currently known.

Stay safe and well stocked with food and ammo. He's coming for you...

[Bernard The Gurnard]

There are though plenty of jesus movies featuring zombies

I adore that song as it's the best pizz take I've ever heard.

[Tristin]

I'm sure there have been at least one Jesus in the flock. They don't feature him because he's just an extra.

[hechicero]

I was hoping someone could make a movie where Christopher Walken would be a savior of sorts for a senior citizen community, like bubba hotep, but with a foppish Christopher Walken playing the real Christ. Make the first real zombie Jesus movie.

[Electric Cupcake]

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/jesus_christ_vampire_hunter

[Violeta]

What is a zombie, a mindless human. What is a sheep, a mindless human.

A zombie is lead by hunger. A sheep is lead by a shepherd. A sheep lead by hunger would be funny, when all the world is grass. Still, winters do come.

That is to joke, one could call every movie with Jesus a zombie movie, if one wants a laugh,

I'm not being serious of course though.

[hechicero]

chubby christopher, bullied as a child.. grows up, only child of a woman people accuse of being all sorts of things... ends up in a rest home, dying alone... until one day, god's miracle, the apocalypse happens

[Bernard The Gurnard]

and then he pulls a watch out of his arse...

[Rumpelcrutchskin]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSlu00-LWm4

[Psycho]

i was thinking about religious type movies earlier too and the only one I've ever seen is "Year One". it's a great one

[WraithTargundaMajarie]

Originally posted by Nigel:

and he never says a word about it... quiet angry type, i reckon

The closest one was probably, NIght Of The Living Dead...

There is an actual alternate Ending where the main survivor
was reading a book under an apple tree in the Ending..

It's not original Ending, but I liked this ending the most...

[76561198356019466]

There are also surprisingly few pornos featuring him.

Actually there are several.

[Violeta]

He's not a bad looking dude. So of course some people take his offer of eternal love, further than others, or rather, they wish too.

Even people of other religions can look up to him.

[Electric Cupcake]

Originally posted by Psycho:

i was thinking about religious type movies earlier too and the only one I've ever seen is "Year One". it's a great one

Ben-Hur is a masterpiece. And El Cid. And The Ten Commandments. And Life of Brian, of course.

[Medified]

Can we get a zombie movie that focuses more or less on the actual breakdown of social and psychological order, rather than just simply showing people somehow developing adept fighting tactics within 30 minutes of screen time

If there is one, send me it right now