Tell a joke :)

[Undertaker]

I'll start.
What do you call a cow without legs? Groundbeef

[Oreokitwizlegend™]

why the woman was left? she couldn't be the right time.

[AerSilver ♞]

Początkowo opublikowane przez Undertaker:

Tell a joke :)

Blizzard.

[NoticedAlarm]

Why did the chicken cross the road..... to get to the other side...

[ℭycaleo]

An Englishman, an Australian and an American go into a hunting lodge to hunt.

On the first day the Englishman goes hunting. He comes back early in the evening with a wolf skin on his back. The others ask: “How did you do that?” He says: "I came to a cave. Something barked, so I barked back. The wolf came, I shot it."

On the second day the Australian goes hunting. He comes back late in the evening with a bearskin on his back. The others ask: “How did you do that?” He says: "I came to a big cave. It growled, so I growled back. The bear came, I shot it."

On the third day the American goes hunting. He doesn't come back all night. In the morning he comes, limping, in a lousy condition. The clothes tore. No skin on the back. The others ask: "What happened?" He says: "I came to a huge cave. It whistled, so I whistled back." The others ask: “And then?” He says: "The train came."

[Iron Knights]

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road ? He was Scaried.
Why didn't the skeleton play with his dinner ? He didn't have the organs.
Why did the two skeletons fight ? They had a bone to pick with each other.

[Iron Knights]

Steam Moderators.

[Iron Knights]

Steam Launcher/DRM.

[kbiz]

Początkowo opublikowane przez NoticedAlarm:

Why did the chicken cross the road..... to get to the other side...

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is heavy and one is a little lighter.

[DarkCrystalMethod]

"Tell us a joke Murray..."

TF2 autobalance!

[Edelweiss]

Why did the bunny hop?
no bunny knows

[↑↑↓↓←→←→BASelect]

What's black and white and red all over?

A nun hit by a bus.

Why did the firemen get arrested?

They was caught playing with their hose's.

How did the umpire at the baseball game know the ball was foul?

He smelled the ball.

[swillfly]

what do you call a poster with no substance?

zer0

[Delta]

What do you call a tortilla chip that works out? . . . . . A macho nacho.

[Refurbished Cream Cheese]

- the government -

[Sreve]

Who can jump higher then a Skyscraper?
Everyone, Skyscrapers cant jump.

What did the Blanket say as it fell of the Bed?
Oh Sheet!

What do you call a Fish with no Eye?
Fsh.