Why it's weird for guys to piss while sitting

[Maria]

I honestly don't understand why people say that it's weird for guys to sit on the toilet while pissing, it's not "feminine" because women do it and I think that guys who do it tend to be cleaner in general, I also do it when I'm drunk and have a hard time keeping balance while standing.

EDIT: Why are people arguing about masculinity this is literally a thread about pissing lol

[Rain :)]

Originalmente postado por For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge:

Originalmente postado por Rain :):

Weak troll posting

hard to believe you are sentient

Not trolling at all. Nothing I said was trolling. That is you people go to word when you don't agree with people.

You calling toilet paper napkins is your problem that you was never told the difference between the 2 and when someone tells you the difference you get all mad and start saying people are trolling when it's you who can't handle the truth.

My brother in Christ, I was being facetious. You're wiping your ass with paper- napkins, tissue, toilet paper- it is a napkin. I want to insult your intelligence, but today, I restrain myself.

You still have yet to comprehend the very valid point I'm making about NOT WASHING YOUR BUTTHOLE

Christ- Faith in humanity is dwindling

[BunnieBealla]

Originalmente postado por Rain :):

Originalmente postado por Intelligent Jew Businessman:

Splash back is a serious thing with most urinals depending on design of course. Also, pubes and other mens piss grosses me out.

Nah, your issue is that you're 4'11"

Brother- physics.

Piss downward, why are you pissing upward?

he pees sideways into a mountain dew bottle uwu

[G 83]

Originalmente postado por Rain :):

Originalmente postado por For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge:

Not trolling at all. Nothing I said was trolling. That is you people go to word when you don't agree with people.

You calling toilet paper napkins is your problem that you was never told the difference between the 2 and when someone tells you the difference you get all mad and start saying people are trolling when it's you who can't handle the truth.

My brother in Christ, I was being facetious. You're wiping your ass with paper- napkins, tissue, toilet paper- it is a napkin. I want to insult your intelligence, but today, I restrain myself.

You still have yet to comprehend the very valid point I'm making about NOT WASHING YOUR BUTTHOLE

Christ- Faith in humanity is dwindling

No no actually, a napkin and toilet paper are kinda different. If you want to insult anyone's intelligence, start with yourself for making that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass comment 😂

[Rain :)]

Originalmente postado por G 83:

Originalmente postado por Rain :):

My brother in Christ, I was being facetious. You're wiping your ass with paper- napkins, tissue, toilet paper- it is a napkin. I want to insult your intelligence, but today, I restrain myself.

You still have yet to comprehend the very valid point I'm making about NOT WASHING YOUR BUTTHOLE

Christ- Faith in humanity is dwindling

No no actually, a napkin and toilet paper are kinda different. If you want to insult anyone's intelligence, start with yourself for making that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass comment 😂

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/253/514/f5a.png

[G 83]

Originalmente postado por Rain :):

Originalmente postado por G 83:

No no actually, a napkin and toilet paper are kinda different. If you want to insult anyone's intelligence, start with yourself for making that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass comment 😂

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/253/514/f5a.png

Post that on imgur bruh.

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Originalmente postado por Rain :):

Originalmente postado por For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge:

Not trolling at all. Nothing I said was trolling. That is you people go to word when you don't agree with people.

You calling toilet paper napkins is your problem that you was never told the difference between the 2 and when someone tells you the difference you get all mad and start saying people are trolling when it's you who can't handle the truth.

My brother in Christ, I was being facetious. You're wiping your ass with paper- napkins, tissue, toilet paper- it is a napkin. I want to insult your intelligence, but today, I restrain myself.

You still have yet to comprehend the very valid point I'm making about NOT WASHING YOUR BUTTHOLE

Christ- Faith in humanity is dwindling

Using the lords name in vain tsk tsk tsk.

Yes i do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ understand you but it takes to much time up to wash after every bowel movement plus the waste of water. Plus if you can get it clean with tp why wash it for when you supposed to get a shower every day.

That is what a shower is for to wash all parts of your body including your bung hole. I get a shower twice a day. So why should i waste more water washing my ass after every time i drop a deuce. And i don't drop a deuce every day anyways.

People want to complain that people are wasting water but yet tell you to wash your ass after every time you take a ♥♥♥♥. Why waste all that water for. That is like people who let the water run while shaving or brushing their teeth or doing the dishes.

To much water wasting. Pretty soon there will be no clean water then what.

[Midnight Sky ✨🌙✨]

If you piss sitting down, you can use your phone more easily while doing it.

[Rain :)]

Originalmente postado por Midnight Carnival Snack:

If you piss sitting down, you can use your phone more easily while doing it.

after reading this thread, I'm deciding that I'm just gonna piss Ouroboros style

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Originalmente postado por G 83:

Originalmente postado por Rain :):

My brother in Christ, I was being facetious. You're wiping your ass with paper- napkins, tissue, toilet paper- it is a napkin. I want to insult your intelligence, but today, I restrain myself.

You still have yet to comprehend the very valid point I'm making about NOT WASHING YOUR BUTTHOLE

Christ- Faith in humanity is dwindling

No no actually, a napkin and toilet paper are kinda different. If you want to insult anyone's intelligence, start with yourself for making that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass comment 😂

Exactly.

This is toilet paper.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f0/Toilet_paper_orientation_over.jpg

This is paper napkins.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/42/Napkins_-_isolated.png

Cloth napkins.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/53/Napkin_ring.jpg/640px-Napkin_ring.jpg

So yes they are totally different things.

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Originalmente postado por Midnight Carnival Snack:

If you piss sitting down, you can use your phone more easily while doing it.

That only lessens the chance of you dropping your phone in the toilet.

But since a piss only takes 20 to 30 seconds no need to take your phone to the bathroom. If you have to take your phone to the bathroom while taking a pee you might have an addiction to your phone.

[Midnight Sky ✨🌙✨]

Originalmente postado por For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge:

Originalmente postado por Midnight Carnival Snack:

If you piss sitting down, you can use your phone more easily while doing it.

That only lessens the chance of you dropping your phone in the toilet.

But since a piss only takes 20 to 30 seconds no need to take your phone to the bathroom. If you have to take your phone to the bathroom while taking a pee you might have an addiction to your phone.

*closes subway surfers video*
I don't know what you're talking about.

[Alaskan Catfish Hike]

I prefer to sit with one leg out of my pants. That way if something happens, I’m not up the creek

[WhiteKnight77]

When I wake up in the middle of the night to urinate, I do not turn on any lights so I am gonna sit to relieve myself.

[Intelligent Jew Businessman]

Originalmente postado por WhiteKnight77:

When I wake up in the middle of the night to urinate, I do not turn on any lights so I am gonna sit to relieve myself.

Go get checked for diabetes. Apparently frequent pissing is an early sign

[WhiteKnight77]

Originalmente postado por Intelligent Jew Businessman:

Originalmente postado por WhiteKnight77:

When I wake up in the middle of the night to urinate, I do not turn on any lights so I am gonna sit to relieve myself.

Go get checked for diabetes. Apparently frequent pissing is an early sign

Already being treated, and I might only get up once a night now compared to every couple of hours previously.