Why it's weird for guys to piss while sitting

[Maria]

I honestly don't understand why people say that it's weird for guys to sit on the toilet while pissing, it's not "feminine" because women do it and I think that guys who do it tend to be cleaner in general, I also do it when I'm drunk and have a hard time keeping balance while standing.

EDIT: Why are people arguing about masculinity this is literally a thread about pissing lol

[DarkCrystalMethod]

These Japanese toilets were built different
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PF5M7hsVrw
You are now having a very nice day or now have PTSD for toilets.

[Rain :)]

引用自 DarkCrystalMethod：

These Japanese toilets were built different
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PF5M7hsVrw
You are now having a very nice day or now have PTSD for toilets.

we need to normalise bidets- I can't believe we still wipe our ass with napkins in the West

[Raelic]

引用自 Rain :)：

引用自 DarkCrystalMethod：

These Japanese toilets were built different
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PF5M7hsVrw
You are now having a very nice day or now have PTSD for toilets.

we need to normalise bidets- I can't believe we still wipe our ass with napkins in the West

You can get a bidet here for $30 USD. The trouble a lot of homes have is that we don't have an electric hookup for one in a lot of bathrooms.

[Emurinus]

引用自 Rain :)：

引用自 Emurinus：

Doesn't change my point. Toilets are far more common everywhere compared to urinals, so public setting or not, I consider a toilet more natural and I can use it for the exact same purpose as a urinal.

You didn't make a point?

My point is that it's definitively cleaner to not make contact with something that houses piss and ♥♥♥♥- actively choosing to piss sitting down in a public setting out of preference is like buying DLC content and never playing it

Sorry, that was an autocorrect. Misspelled opinion and it autocorrected to point. As far as urinal vs toilet, you don't have to sit on the toilet to piss either; as long as you don't have the aim of a musket, it's arguably cleaner too cause you're not as likely to splash yourself back. I don't know why we're even talking about urinals anyways since the OP never mentioned it nor did I in my original reply to it.

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引用自 Rain :)：

引用自 DarkCrystalMethod：

These Japanese toilets were built different
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PF5M7hsVrw
You are now having a very nice day or now have PTSD for toilets.

we need to normalise bidets- I can't believe we still wipe our ass with napkins in the West

We don't use kitchen napkins or feminine hygiene napkins. We use toilet paper. I know from experience using a half roll of paper towels or kitchen napkins will clog the toilet up real good.

Also bidets will spray pop particles every where in the bathroom and makes more of a mess with there high powered water stream.

[Rain :)]

引用自 For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge：

引用自 Rain :)：

we need to normalise bidets- I can't believe we still wipe our ass with napkins in the West

We don't use kitchen napkins or feminine hygiene napkins. We use toilet paper. I know from experience using a half roll of paper towels or kitchen napkins will clog the toilet up real good.

Also bidets will spray pop particles every where in the bathroom and makes more of a mess with there high powered water stream.

I think that's wrong, but as someone who has never used a bidet, I won't pretend to know concretely. What I do know is that if I touched ♥♥♥♥ with my bare-hands, I would wash them- not use a paper-towel. Why do people treat their sphincter's differently? I use wet-wipes to finish for this reason, but that doesn't address the subscription service that TP and those wipes are. With water, it's a lot better for the environment and imo the results must be a lot cleaner. Even if you're still using TP to dry, at least it's a lot less

[Angel]

Nothing wrong sitting, I wish more guy do it as many can't aim.

I have noticed a trend of guys at the urinals doing their business with one hand on their phones. Impressive skills but it's weird to me.

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引用自 Rain :)：

引用自 For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge：

We don't use kitchen napkins or feminine hygiene napkins. We use toilet paper. I know from experience using a half roll of paper towels or kitchen napkins will clog the toilet up real good.

Also bidets will spray pop particles every where in the bathroom and makes more of a mess with there high powered water stream.

I think that's wrong, but as someone who has never used a bidet, I won't pretend to know concretely. What I do know is that if I touched ♥♥♥♥ with my bare-hands, I would wash them- not use a paper-towel. Why do people treat their sphincter's differently? I use wet-wipes to finish for this reason, but that doesn't address the subscription service that TP and those wipes are. With water, it's a lot better for the environment and imo the results must be a lot cleaner. Even if you're still using TP to dry, at least it's a lot less

So you don't wash you hands after doing number 1 or 2. I wash my hands after both. Also plain toilet paper is perfect to get the job done. I wipe till its clean back there and the toilet paper stays white. Then flush it all down the drain pull up my pants and go about doing what I was doing before having to drop a few logs. Using toilet paper your hands never touch the ♥♥♥♥. Having to take my pants off to wash my ass after every ♥♥♥♥ is way to time consuming. More so if you got diarrhea. Plus it uses water only so it's not cleaning nothing if there is no soap involved.

[Raelic]

引用自 Angel：

Nothing wrong sitting, I wish more guy do it as many can't aim.

I have noticed a trend of guys at the urinals doing their business with one hand on their phones. Impressive skills but it's weird to me.

It's not that guys can't aim. You won't understand until you get older.

Also, some guys, aren't circumcised and sometimes get rushed into not being as careful as they should be when urinating.

[Rain :)]

引用自 For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge：

引用自 Rain :)：

I think that's wrong, but as someone who has never used a bidet, I won't pretend to know concretely. What I do know is that if I touched ♥♥♥♥ with my bare-hands, I would wash them- not use a paper-towel. Why do people treat their sphincter's differently? I use wet-wipes to finish for this reason, but that doesn't address the subscription service that TP and those wipes are. With water, it's a lot better for the environment and imo the results must be a lot cleaner. Even if you're still using TP to dry, at least it's a lot less

So you don't wash you hands after doing number 1 or 2. I wash my hands after both. Also plain toilet paper is perfect to get the job done. I wipe till its clean back there and the toilet paper stays white. Then flush it all down the drain pull up my pants and go about doing what I was doing before having to drop a few logs. Using toilet paper your hands never touch the ♥♥♥♥. Having to take my pants off to wash my ass after every ♥♥♥♥ is way to time consuming. More so if you got diarrhea. Plus it uses water only so it's not cleaning nothing if there is no soap involved.

You clearly missed the point I was making.

Yes, I wash my hands

If I touched ♥♥♥♥ with my hands, I'd wash them. The point I'm making is that when you ♥♥♥♥ out of your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, you don't use water whatsoever when you would if it were your hands.

Also, there's no soap involved on your napkin solution? Hello?

[Intelligent Jew Businessman]

引用自 Rain :)：

引用自 Intelligent Jew Businessman：

Splash back is a serious thing with most urinals depending on design of course. Also, pubes and other mens piss grosses me out.

Nah, your issue is that you're 4'11"

Brother- physics.

Piss downward, why are you pissing upward?

Urinals are set very low these days due to barrier free building codes. Height shouldnt matter. Plus, stall urinals exist. Also, the smell of piss crystals fermenting in the p trap is also gross af. Urinals are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gross and thats coming from a plumber.

[Intelligent Jew Businessman]

引用自 Raelic：

引用自 Intelligent Jew Businessman：

Who told you that? The simpsons?

I don't take drama across threads. The Simpsons may be a fictional cartoon, but satire is a thing and just because something is fictional it does not exclude them from making illustrative points about real life topics.

Especially when discussing a group that is secretive.

Drama? It was a joke. At least now i know where i stand with you. Lighten up a bit, for your own mental health.

Drama llama...

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引用自 Rain :)：

引用自 For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge：

So you don't wash you hands after doing number 1 or 2. I wash my hands after both. Also plain toilet paper is perfect to get the job done. I wipe till its clean back there and the toilet paper stays white. Then flush it all down the drain pull up my pants and go about doing what I was doing before having to drop a few logs. Using toilet paper your hands never touch the ♥♥♥♥. Having to take my pants off to wash my ass after every ♥♥♥♥ is way to time consuming. More so if you got diarrhea. Plus it uses water only so it's not cleaning nothing if there is no soap involved.

You clearly missed the point I was making.

Yes, I wash my hands

If I touched ♥♥♥♥ with my hands, I'd wash them. The point I'm making is that when you ♥♥♥♥ out of your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, you don't use water whatsoever when you would if it were your hands.

Also, there's no soap involved on your napkin solution? Hello?

I don't know why you are using napkins for when napkins are made to wipe your hands and face after eating. Not wiping your ass.

Toilet paper and napkins are 2 different things.

Also when using toilet paper your hand never touches your ♥♥♥♥ unless you ball up the toilet paper then you are using it wrong.

I have never gotten ♥♥♥♥ on my hand when wiping with toilet paper as I fold it over so it covers my whole hand. I still wash my hands as that is proper hygiene but I have never gotten poop on my hand.

[Rain :)]

引用自 For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge：

引用自 Rain :)：

You clearly missed the point I was making.

Yes, I wash my hands

If I touched ♥♥♥♥ with my hands, I'd wash them. The point I'm making is that when you ♥♥♥♥ out of your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, you don't use water whatsoever when you would if it were your hands.

Also, there's no soap involved on your napkin solution? Hello?

I don't know why you are using napkins for when napkins are made to wipe your hands and face after eating. Not wiping your ass.

Toilet paper and napkins are 2 different things.

Also when using toilet paper your hand never touches your ♥♥♥♥ unless you ball up the toilet paper then you are using it wrong.

I have never gotten ♥♥♥♥ on my hand when wiping with toilet paper as I fold it over so it covers my whole hand. I still wash my hands as that is proper hygiene but I have never gotten poop on my hand.

Weak troll posting

hard to believe you are sentient

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引用自 Rain :)：

引用自 For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge：

I don't know why you are using napkins for when napkins are made to wipe your hands and face after eating. Not wiping your ass.

Toilet paper and napkins are 2 different things.

Also when using toilet paper your hand never touches your ♥♥♥♥ unless you ball up the toilet paper then you are using it wrong.

I have never gotten ♥♥♥♥ on my hand when wiping with toilet paper as I fold it over so it covers my whole hand. I still wash my hands as that is proper hygiene but I have never gotten poop on my hand.

Weak troll posting

hard to believe you are sentient

Not trolling at all. Nothing I said was trolling. That is you people go to word when you don't agree with people.

You calling toilet paper napkins is your problem that you was never told the difference between the 2 and when someone tells you the difference you get all mad and start saying people are trolling when it's you who can't handle the truth.