Why it's weird for guys to piss while sitting

[Maria]

I honestly don't understand why people say that it's weird for guys to sit on the toilet while pissing, it's not "feminine" because women do it and I think that guys who do it tend to be cleaner in general, I also do it when I'm drunk and have a hard time keeping balance while standing.

EDIT: Why are people arguing about masculinity this is literally a thread about pissing lol

[jeremywyx]

Opprinnelig skrevet av JRCS:

I honestly don't understand why people say that it's weird for guys to sit on the toilet while pissing, it's not "feminine" because women do it and I think that guys who do it tend to be cleaner in general, I also do it when I'm drunk and have a hard time keeping balance while standing.

Yeah toxic masculanity has become a big problem for others, like back in the day u coud do anything (exept wearing woman chloathes) and still not be called gay. now? u sit on teh tolet, gay. u wash youre hands, gay. ulike playing casual games, childish/gay.

people just wont be 100% hard rougth man thingy just because its "gay" to exist in a way that peopel have been liveing like for hundreds or thousands of years!

[Intelligent Jew Businessman]

Opprinnelig skrevet av Pierce Dalton:

Opprinnelig skrevet av Intelligent Jew Businessman:

Nah man, men pee standing up because of toxic masculinity...

I'm pretty sure some avoid that because it is "feminine", yes.

Im sure men avoid it for a bunch of different reasons. Doesnt make the exception the rule.

Peeing standing up because other men will make fun of you if you dont is beyond pathetic. I didnt realize soy was such a big part of spanish cuisine.

But yeah, men like that do exist, in Spain for sure. You are obviously correct as proven in this thread.

[Not Big Surprise]

Opprinnelig skrevet av xDDD:

It kind of is feminine though. We posses the ability to pee while standing, plus it is arguably more sanitary, so why sit while peeing?

I can understand if you're super drunk I guess maybe it's a good idea to sit, and the old or physically handicapped people sure you have to sit. But if you are a normal able-bodied man then I don't see any reason why you should sit instead of stand.

i don't think it's more sanitary to spray piss on the toilet, likely dropping pellets on the floor even if you don't see them

[Xero_Daxter]

OP is the type of guy who farts in the toilet and flushes.

[Delta]

My legs hurt because I'm getting older. It's more comfortable to sit and I can fall asleep on the toilet.

[Ulfrinn]

Opprinnelig skrevet av Pierce Dalton:

I think all men do that sometimes while taking a dump.

I don't even sit to take a dump.

[Plaid]

Opprinnelig skrevet av JRCS:

I honestly don't understand why people say that it's weird for guys to sit on the toilet while pissing, it's not "feminine" because women do it and I think that guys who do it tend to be cleaner in general, I also do it when I'm drunk and have a hard time keeping balance while standing.

I've fallen over a couple times while drunk peeing. One of those times I went right through a glass shower door.

I considered relocating the shower but instead decided to quit drinking

[metamec]

How am I supposed to water the cactus in the bathroom window if I'm sitting down?

[Xero_Daxter]

Opprinnelig skrevet av metamec:

How am I supposed to water the cactus in the bathroom window if I'm sitting down?

Toilet seat?

[metamec]

Opprinnelig skrevet av Xero_Daxter:

Opprinnelig skrevet av metamec:

How am I supposed to water the cactus in the bathroom window if I'm sitting down?

Toilet seat?

I might be good at pi**ing contests but not so good that I can arc my pee over my head into a pot on the windowsill behind me. 🤔

[Not Big Surprise]

Opprinnelig skrevet av metamec:

How am I supposed to water the cactus in the bathroom window if I'm sitting down?

just piss harder lol

[Not Big Surprise]

Opprinnelig skrevet av metamec:

Opprinnelig skrevet av Xero_Daxter:

Toilet seat?

I might be good at pi**ing contests but not so good that I can arc my pee over my head into a pot on the windowsill behind me. 🤔

skill issue

[Y1N9]

Opprinnelig skrevet av JRCS:

I honestly don't understand why people say that it's weird for guys to sit on the toilet while pissing, it's not "feminine" because women do it and I think that guys who do it tend to be cleaner in general, I also do it when I'm drunk and have a hard time keeping balance while standing.

Yeah those people should get their noses out of the business of other peoples toilet habits, how about that. What I do on the toilet is my business and no one elses. Sit, stand, do a handstand, dance while taking a leak, I don't give a ♥♥♥♥ and I don't even want to know.

[Tito Shivan]

Opprinnelig skrevet av Intelligent Jew Businessman:

That's what you think.

No it's not. I don't know how did you read my post to reach that conclusion.

Opprinnelig skrevet av JRCS:

Yup, same goes with sitting while putting your leg on your leg

I do that a lot.

Opprinnelig skrevet av Intelligent Jew Businessman:

Peeing standing up because other men will make fun of you if you dont is beyond pathetic.

Peer pressure is quite an effective way to shape people into doing things they wouldn't otherwise.

Opprinnelig skrevet av Intelligent Jew Businessman:

But yeah, men like that do exist, in Spain for sure.

I'm sure they exist in canada too. It's not like masculinity has been cosiderabily different on most occidental countries for centuries.

[metamec]

Opprinnelig skrevet av Not Big Surprise:

Opprinnelig skrevet av metamec:

I might be good at pi**ing contests but not so good that I can arc my pee over my head into a pot on the windowsill behind me. 🤔

skill issue

lol. I haven't got a comeback for this. It's perfect.