Male Grooming

[ハイイロギツネ]

Men, you won't get anywhere with women unless you start grooming.

That means getting your haircut at the Turkish barbers to get your hair trimmed and shaving your body hair.

Make sure you hit the gym and get a nice suit too.

I see so many guys on here complaining but if you want to meet a girl, you have to show some effort!

[Kapitein Gnapmans]

Origineel geplaatst door Nekoborg:

Origineel geplaatst door loerepoot:

What comes up for me when I hear "modern woman" is something which I do not want to be in the vicinity of. Let alone romance and no, also not sex.

This song speaks for many of us

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3r_qd2yxIsM

But the stereotype that most men would go for sex regardless, doesn't seem completely unbelievable. Me personally, I just never understood that. I was woke before it was cool. Or something.

[ハイイロギツネ]

Origineel geplaatst door fbx2 Ravenclan.EU :

exercise, good hygiene, not dressing like a homeless, social skills and money in da bank bank bank yeah

we all no what to do but it aint worth it doing it for f-ing Becky lol

Are you going to be celibate or hire professional escorts? They are the only options if you don't meet and date a modern woman.

[Kapitein Gnapmans]

Origineel geplaatst door BunnieBealla:

no no no I want my neckbeard triple necked out
I'm gonna use his fat folds as a blanket and drift away into narnia
or cardiac arrest
whichever one comes first uwu

Hey I hadn't noticed you were gone until now.
Um I mean finally you're back!! You have no idea how much I've missed you!

[Nekoborg]

A picture speaking a thousand words......

....maybe more


https://prnt.sc/QFnBjIFprtOg

[ハイイロギツネ]

Origineel geplaatst door permanent name:

Origineel geplaatst door loerepoot:

It's supposed to fix your hair I think? Otherwise I don't see what is even the point.

it'll just grow back and split again. not a fix, just a bandaid.

Everything requires maintenance or it will rust.

[Kapitein Gnapmans]

Origineel geplaatst door Arvaos:

Origineel geplaatst door fbx2 Ravenclan.EU :

exercise, good hygiene, not dressing like a homeless, social skills and money in da bank bank bank yeah

we all no what to do but it aint worth it doing it for f-ing Becky lol

Are you going to be celibate or hire professional escorts? They are the only options if you don't meet and date a modern woman.

You really don't see what is wrong with this? I'm sure you can do better, at least I hope you do. Try.

[permanent name]

Origineel geplaatst door Arvaos:

Origineel geplaatst door permanent name:

it'll just grow back and split again. not a fix, just a bandaid.

Everything requires maintenance or it will rust.

simply not true.

[swillfly]

pfff --> lies!

male grooming doesn't matter as much as $$$$$$

if the boys wanna get the cream, they gotta get the green

[c Z p]

Origineel geplaatst door Arvaos:

Turks are top barbers.

Well, that's clearly your choice but grooming definitely isn't a nationality trait.
You make it sound like one's not gonna have the best of their hair unless they visit a turkish barber, something quite untrue.

[WarHeRo]

Origineel geplaatst door Arvaos:

I see so many guys on here complaining but if you want to meet a girl, you have to show some effort!

boss, they'd hafta leave their room

[Crusader (Banned13x)]

Besides the suit this "guide" could apply just as much to any random woman.

[WarHeRo]

Origineel geplaatst door Crusader (Banned10x):

Besides the suit this "guide" could apply just as much to any random woman.

most suits look garbage tho unless it's expensive

[swillfly]

Bah!

casual flings & hookups = best mcLovin

[ハイイロギツネ]

Origineel geplaatst door loerepoot:

Origineel geplaatst door Arvaos:

Are you going to be celibate or hire professional escorts? They are the only options if you don't meet and date a modern woman.

You really don't see what is wrong with this? I'm sure you can do better, at least I hope you do. Try.

What do you mean? Are you going to get a time travel machine and date women in the 1800s?

[Crusader (Banned13x)]

Origineel geplaatst door WarHeRo:

Origineel geplaatst door Crusader (Banned10x):

Besides the suit this "guide" could apply just as much to any random woman.

most suits look garbage tho unless it's expensive

He's giving you the "Joker" swag step by step.