RESTAURANT O.T.'s GRAND OPENING!

[Chaosolous]

Welcome to the GRAND OPENING of the brand new Restaurant O.T. !

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3258973731

Opening across the street from your local cesspool today!

Our menu has been catered and crafted by only the finest minds of Off Topic who came together in this thread here.

Please, come in and make yourself comfortable. We're self seating and a server will be with you once you annoy them enough.

Take all the time you want to browse our one of a kind menu.

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3258977367

Special Sun praises to all of our wonderful staff. Thank you and I hope you enjoy your meal.

[󠀡󠀡󠀡󠀡⁧⁧Kei]

I'm definitely sitting in a corner with a headset on

[Chaosolous]

Originally posted by Equinox:

Imagine the squirrel soup being that bad, it's not even added to the list.

It didn't pass quality control it seems. Employee is probably still waking up.

[Stakanov]

Is it halal?

[Chaosolous]

Originally posted by Breathe:

Oh my God. You've somehow captured exactly how it would feel to dine here. Bravo!

The essence of a culture is often kept in the food it prepares.

Also it was a community effort. Minus that one guy.

Originally posted by Stakanov:

Is it halal?

Depends how often you close your eyes when you eat.

Originally posted by Feiqizi:

I'm definitely sitting in a corner with a headset on

Good news! So will your server.

[Utiviroo]

That one guy, always starts a villain arc montage, what will the result be, rival restaurant, infiltration into the official restaurant, followed by hijinx or something unpredictable yet predictable.

Everything the same cost then? Or is it one of those, pick one from each category and its meal set.

[Chaosolous]

Originally posted by Utiviroo:

Everything the same cost then? Or is it one of those, pick one from each category and its meal set.

Nah, we're one of those place you don't get the price of the bill until after you're done eating.

Remember, if you're unsure why the prices aren't on the menu, you probably can't afford it.

[AerSilver ♞]

Eyyy my Trump X Biden femboi cake made it in! Mooom get the cameraaa

[AdahnGorion]

Can I get the sprattus sprattus?

[DarkCrystalMethod]

I like the idea of a pizza pineapple.

[Funky Monk]

I'll have a cheesburger and some rum. Ah a shame there are no Equinox cakes, perhaps it was not sweet enough.

[Chaosolous]

Originally posted by Funky Monk:

Ah a shame there are no Equinox cakes, perhaps it was not sweet enough.

They're under starters.

[󠀡󠀡󠀡󠀡⁧⁧Kei]

Originally posted by Chaosolous:

Originally posted by Breathe:

Oh my God. You've somehow captured exactly how it would feel to dine here. Bravo!

The essence of a culture is often kept in the food it prepares.

Also it was a community effort. Minus that one guy.

Originally posted by Stakanov:

Is it halal?

Depends how often you close your eyes when you eat.

Originally posted by Feiqizi:

I'm definitely sitting in a corner with a headset on

Good news! So will your server.

server?

[Funky Monk]

Originally posted by Chaosolous:

Originally posted by Funky Monk:

Ah a shame there are no Equinox cakes, perhaps it was not sweet enough.

They're under starters.

Ah, it seems i was foolish, or biased. People are ravenous after these, but I hate these cakes!

[Chaosolous]

Originally posted by Feiqizi:

server?

Yeah, IDK I haven't seen them either.

[Funky Monk]

Originally posted by Chaosolous:

Originally posted by Feiqizi:

server?

Yeah, IDK I haven't seen them either.

Wait those were the servers? I thought they were part of the menu too...