how does one cook a hot pocket in a singular second?

[Xuild]

obviously i wont attempt it, however this is something i must know

[Kapitein Gnapmans]

Atomic power

[Xuild]

Originally posted by loerepoot:

Atomic power

specifically how much temperature for it to be perfectly cooked

[DarkCrystalMethod]

Follow the instructions on the box. Allow for variations in microwave oven power settings, so consider them approximations for how long to cook it.
No "real" food takes one second to be properly cooked.

Typical microwave watts: 1100
Typical cooking time: 2 minutes
So 2200 watts in one instant could do it, but 1500 is the typical limit on microwave ovens.

[Kapitein Gnapmans]

Originally posted by Xuild:

Originally posted by loerepoot:

Atomic power

specifically how much temperature for it to be perfectly cooked

Temperature? Idk about that, you just need to split an atom and put the hot pocket next to it. And preferably be 10,000 miles away from it yourself. Maybe using a smart home plug or something so you can do it over the internet.

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Drop it in a volcano.

[76561199586159139]

Originally posted by SnakeFist:

Drop it in a volcano.

That's a great idea, not only will it get hot quickly but it pleases the gods as well.

[em_t_hed]

what is a singular second? i dont understand this concept... TIME is in INTERVALS
there's nothing 'singular' about ANY interval of time... half seconds, micro seconds, pico seconds, femto (or w/e its called) second... IT'S ALL INTERVALS

it's not like a 'singularity'

[Birds]

rearrange its quantum state into a cooked one.

[Kapitein Gnapmans]

Originally posted by em_t_hed:

what is a singular second? i dont understand this concept... TIME is in INTERVALS
there's nothing 'singular' about ANY interval of time... half seconds, micro seconds, pico seconds, femto (or w/e its called) second... IT'S ALL INTERVALS

it's not like a 'singularity'

Femboy seconds?

[em_t_hed]

just move faster... change your gravity....

what the hell is a 'singular' second

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Originally posted by em_t_hed:

just move faster... change your gravity....

what the hell is a 'singular' second

A single second.

[DarkCrystalMethod]

At least its not a Valve-second.

[Birds]

Originally posted by SnakeFist:

Originally posted by em_t_hed:

just move faster... change your gravity....

what the hell is a 'singular' second

A single second.

it has no grasp of plurality, and thus no grasp of singularity either.

[replika]

Originally posted by Xuild:

obviously i wont attempt it, however this is something i must know

hydrogen + oxidiser.

[Birds]

Originally posted by xeraxx:

Originally posted by Xuild:

obviously i wont attempt it, however this is something i must know

hydrogen + oxidiser.

was going to make a 0 to infinity kelvin joke, but realized we don't have an upper limit on energy density in our scaling system.

THAT'S ODD, DOES THE AI THAT DICTATES OUR SCIENCES HAVE THIS PROBLEM TOO?

GOD IF THEY BASED THEIR EMOTIONAL TUNING ON THIS SYSTEM THEY'D BE QUITE AN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WOULDN'T THEY?