You are a new supervillain. What is your first evil invention?

[nellanella]

You are a budding supervillain that has recently joined the "League Of Supervillains". To impress your fellow supervillains you've created an invention that will make them go, "Wow, you truly are evil!"

What is your invention and what evil thing(s) does it do?

Bonus Question:
What is the name of this nefarious new supervillain?

[TheHogfather]

The dewokifier, it puts things to sleep

[nellanella]

Originally posted by 👾:

The wokifier. It makes everything woke

Originally posted by TheHogfather:

The dewokifier, it puts things to sleep

Wow! Perpetually awake AND perpetual slumber. So evil!

[Zilkenian Davenport]

I invent a new type of toilet paper, and make it super famous because of its effectiveness. Because of that, almost everyone buys it, but then when they try it, they realize that it has the texture of sand paper, and they don't have any other toilet paper.

My villain name would probably be "Zeffano". Something silly, so everyone can get even more frustrated as they use the sand paper on a daily basis.

[R-S!N]

mwuuuaahhahhahahahhahaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!

[👾]

The Trumpinator, it turns everyone you meet into Trump. Except if you are a Trump supporter, then they turn into Biden

[livinggg]

My first evil invention? It deletes an invention as you attempt to use it. Only inventions will be for me.

[BunnieBealla]

a money sucker gun to drain the wallets and bank accounts of all simps across the world uwu

[Χάρης]

There was a thread like this in the past and some guy posted that he would secretly hide pineapple pieces in every pizza in the world.

[Rumpelcrutchskin]

Truth aerosol that renders everyone incapable of ever telling a lie for the rest of their life.
Enjoy your whole world collapsing.
Brought to you by Dr. Truth.

[THE VERY REVEREND MISTER BONK]

The first intention of ANY supervillian is to steal James Bond's women.

[ṼṏẌṏḭḊ]

Wrapping for all fast food that acts like an adhesive and pulls fast food apart as people try to take it out of its packaging.

Dunno what I'd call it.

[L1qu1dator]

This reminds me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0NgUhEs1R4

[nellanella]

Originally posted by L1qu1dator:

This reminds me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0NgUhEs1R4

LOL that's actually what inspired this thread

[Angel]

Refill Nutella jars with Vegemite spread.

[Utiviroo]

A mind control device, works on all species, gives the illusion to others that they still have full control of their minds/free will; till you make a point of proving you are their master and everyone and everything is your doll. It can also erase memories as a secondary function.

It's name would be, Marionette Master Ring of Supreme Mental Domination, it would look like a wedding ring, so no one would suspect a thing.

I'd name my super villain, Bob. No one will suspect a Bob, he is mostly harmless, till he isn't.

It's one weakness/flaw, it does not work on things that do not possess a mind, i.e. someone getting so angry they lost their mind. Otherwise it'd not be "fun". ;-)