Dating application

[Plastic is a toxic material]

Hey besties. Who wants to date??? I only accept E-dates. I don’t want to meet you ever because, that’ll look bad for my image to say I met you online to my friends. I’ll only meet you after I meet 35 men my friends are aware I dated and played before you. I also hate the feel of human skin and WILL be disgusted if we touched, even by accident. I also need constant attention from men and need about 5 different men obviously crushing on me per day and for each to last about a week before I

R E J E C T

Them hard. If they don’t ask me out or show interest, I’ll get mad and take it out on you. I mean, really, work myself up about it. I need constant reassurance and praise, you must treat me like the main character, and you’re my brainless robot sidekick. You don’t matter to me though. What’s mine is mine, and what’s yours is mine and you can’t touch it (including me). I believe all men are just financials, they are not allowed to have feelings! You cannot confide in me for support if you’re upset, especially if I start to care enough for it to upset me to see you upset. I’ll need a week break from contact with you if this happens, but you must send me “hush money” during this time. Hourly rates vary by your gross yearly pay and how much it hurts for me to be apart from you. It’ll be really hard for me to go through and I’ll get it the worst. You’re the man, you shouldn’t be sad or mad. You’re supposed to cater to me at all times. You will always pay for me. I will not have children with you. After marriage, I will no longer work and you must financially support me and work more than 35 hours a week. I will take about 20 hours a week of your paycheck as payment for being your wife. The wedding ring MUST be rose gold band (it goes great with my skin tone) with at minimum a 5 carat diamond on it. If I like you enough, I may settle on a 2, but that’s a BIG maybe.

Reply if interested in dating! I’d like to get to know you.

[Fake]

Diposting pertama kali oleh Uncle Sam:

Diposting pertama kali oleh Fake:

Jokes on you.

Japan is rolling out an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dating app in July. It'll be based on real id and financial situation.

Anyone can see from a mile away that this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ app isn't going to work.

That does sound like a waste of Japanese tax dollars tbh :lunar2020thinkingtiger:

I can't fault the Japanese government for trying something/anything to get their population numbers up.

Apparently, the government will give people a "nudge" with the app.

I'm just waiting for when the "nudge" becomes mandatory.

[Uncle Sam]

Diposting pertama kali oleh Fake:

Diposting pertama kali oleh Uncle Sam:

That does sound like a waste of Japanese tax dollars tbh

I can't fault the Japanese government for trying something/anything to get their population numbers up.

Apparently, the government will give people a "nudge" with the app.

I'm just waiting for when the "nudge" becomes mandatory.

Agreed at least the Japanese govt is trying, however If it reaches that point might as well robotics & AI be the main expenditure of their tax money tbh, because making it mandatory isn't going to end well for anyone involved

Edit: Just imagining a future where the govts or corporations say "it's now mandatory that you follow our love advice that's double plus good for you OR ELSE" is just outright dystopian.

[LexAnimex]

Diposting pertama kali oleh Fake:

Jokes on you.

Japan is rolling out an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dating app in July. It'll be based on real id and financial situation.

Anyone can see from a mile away that this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ app isn't going to work.

They should include foreigners.

I want a japanese husband to adopt me lmao

[Uncle Sam]

Diposting pertama kali oleh LexAnimex:

Diposting pertama kali oleh Fake:

Jokes on you.

Japan is rolling out an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dating app in July. It'll be based on real id and financial situation.

Anyone can see from a mile away that this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ app isn't going to work.

They should include foreigners.

I want a japanese husband to adopt me lmao

Is for Japanese born people only afaik, besides there's still politicians in Japan promoting literal eugenics...
So if lucky in a few decades (20-40 years maybe?) you might get lucky? Eventually there's going to be political change over there someday. In the meantime you should have far better odds in your local environment.

[always superspecial]

Diposting pertama kali oleh Fake:

Jokes on you.

Japan is rolling out an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dating app in July. It'll be based on real id and financial situation.

Anyone can see from a mile away that this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ app isn't going to work.

Why not? I have seen many marriages from tinder/bumble/etc. Anything is better than zero.

[always superspecial]

Diposting pertama kali oleh LexAnimex:

Diposting pertama kali oleh Fake:

Jokes on you.

Japan is rolling out an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dating app in July. It'll be based on real id and financial situation.

Anyone can see from a mile away that this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ app isn't going to work.

They should include foreigners.

I want a japanese husband to adopt me lmao

I don't think they want japan to become US.

[F4Frenzy]

I'm not interested but you can force me to go out with you since you're so desperate.

[Plastic is a toxic material]

Diposting pertama kali oleh Uncle Sam:

Diposting pertama kali oleh Fake:

I can't fault the Japanese government for trying something/anything to get their population numbers up.

Apparently, the government will give people a "nudge" with the app.

I'm just waiting for when the "nudge" becomes mandatory.

Agreed at least the Japanese govt is trying, however If it reaches that point might as well robotics & AI be the main expenditure of their tax money tbh, because making it mandatory isn't going to end well for anyone involved :lunar2019deadpanpig:

Edit: Just imagining a future where the govts or corporations say "it's now mandatory that you follow our love advice that's double plus good for you OR ELSE" is just outright dystopian.

Of course Uncle Sam would point this out.

[Plastic is a toxic material]

Diposting pertama kali oleh Ghostburger222:

I'm not interested but you can force me to go out with you since you're so desperate.

Uuum… I’m not desperate??? I’m like so relaxed and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ calm!!

[swillfly]

tl:dr

block text = instant R E J E C T I O N

[Plastic is a toxic material]

Diposting pertama kali oleh swillfly:

tl:dr

block text = instant R E J E C T I O N

Block head = instant R E J E C T I O N

[swillfly]

Diposting pertama kali oleh Plastic is a toxic material:

Diposting pertama kali oleh swillfly:

tl:dr

block text = instant R E J E C T I O N

Block head = instant R E J E C T I O N

Block heads rule.

The luckiest girls in the world get bashed by block heads.

[Cereen]

Are you good at throwing knives?

[Breathe]

Diposting pertama kali oleh Plastic is a toxic material:

I know my worth. 💅✋

Beautiful. I wish more people did.

[Plastic is a toxic material]

Diposting pertama kali oleh swillfly:

Diposting pertama kali oleh Plastic is a toxic material:

Block head = instant R E J E C T I O N

Block heads rule.

The luckiest girls in the world get bashed by block heads.

I’m better than that. 😘✋