Could a dog graduate from the US Public School System?

[Eighteen-Counts Trevor]

So the public school system here sucks and I know and know about people who have been failed by the system because they just stuck them in special ed instead of spending time teaching them what they did wrong. I straight up know a guy in his 20s who couldn't read because the system failed him.

So with this context in mind, would a dog be able to graduate? Let's assume the dog skips kindergarten, lives for exactly 13 years, and is treated exactly the same as human students.

[Masque]

Publicado originalmente por Walter Clements:

...and is treated exactly the same as human students.

The dog is molested by staff, taught to be ashamed of his breed, and is convinced to go on hormone blockers and ADHD drugs, then?

I'd say Yes. A dog can be given a worthless piece of paper, just as a human can.

[DarkCrystalMethod]

The lack of clothing(public nudity) might be problematic if the dog were a human. If the dog were to be treated as human it wouldn't get far.

In a school for dogs I'm sure they would do fine and graduate.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3wNuru4U0I

[SMIFFY]

Only in a 1990's kids film.

[40000Aggro]

Dogs don't go to school, silly. They'd get kicked out for yipping the loudest. Just like my neighbor said to my mom to her face, after moving near me again years later.

[AlienTestosterone]

Ya' Dawg.

[livinggg]

The dog would likely excel in following orders, using it's cuddly looks to get favor, it could easily resort to begging if temptation strikes and it's a protected minority class. The dog would likely end up governor but fail at running for president.

[Eighteen-Counts Trevor]

Publicado originalmente por DarkCrystalMethod:

The lack of clothing(public nudity) might be problematic if the dog were a human. If the dog were to be treated as human it wouldn't get far.

In a school for dogs I'm sure they would do fine and graduate.

Then the dog will wear clothes like normal human students

[Eighteen-Counts Trevor]

Publicado originalmente por Masque:

Publicado originalmente por Walter Clements:

...and is treated exactly the same as human students.

The dog is molested by staff, taught to be ashamed of his breed, and is convinced to go on hormone blockers and ADHD drugs, then?

I'd say Yes. A dog can be given a worthless piece of paper, just as a human can.

So if something that unfortunately does happen that's thrown in at the start of the list for credibility, ♥♥♥♥ that doesn't happen, ♥♥♥♥ that doesn't happen, and ♥♥♥♥ that doesn't happen, a dog can pass? Unrelated but I'm not sure you've ever been in a school before.

[Eighteen-Counts Trevor]

Publicado originalmente por Callia:

Dogs don't go to school, silly. They'd get kicked out for yipping the loudest. Just like my neighbor said to my mom to her face, after moving near me again years later.

Yeah i know. This is a fun what-if that i came up with because the school system leaves kids who have a harder time learning things and disabled kids unable to do anything because they don't want to spend time helping them learn at a slower pace or actually accommodate their disabilities respectively.

[Eighteen-Counts Trevor]

Publicado originalmente por SMIFFY:

Only in a 1990's kids film.

I'm shocked this isn't a 90's kids film.

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G4k_YmsaEYI

[Dutchgamer1982]

well as us schoolls use the klind of tests not allowed in dutch schools.. multiple chooice...
(as we call them multiple guess)
**any test that can have you give the right answer without actually knowing the subject being tested is a waste of time and paper and tests nothing.

place a 1000 dogs in a room with a test paper on the ground and a few pots of ink/paint.. or put a touchpad test on the ground.. and I am sure that by the shear mess they will havoc some will mark the right boxes and pass..

[videogames10]

Publicado originalmente por Walter Clements:

Could a dog graduate from the US Public School System?

Little Nimble here attended a private school. As you can see she's a gifted student who graduated at the top of her class.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-OhgzpSyWE&t=4s

[Stranger]

no their citizenship only extends on a provisional basis in regards to protecting those rights granted to them by supreme court decision, as mitigated by enforceability (read: widely considered not real rights.)

generally speaking anyone who can't articulate themselves in court (such as autists) tend to be denied their rights as well.