I just exploded all over the toilet seat at work

[Rajid_]

what do i do? we dont have any cleaning utilities.... do i just leave it here?
stuff went all over the seat and some behind it too.
had a big night last night and thought i didnt need to go while i was at home so this happened....

[Hairy Hands Harry]

There have to be paper towels around. Go back and clean up.

[Bassturd]

Blame it on the diversity hire.

[Monnsteri]

That happened.

[Caldari Ghost]

are you being paid to spend time on it? no? then get back to work.

[Hobbit XIII]

Escrito originalmente por TheDeathSlayer369:

what do i do? we dont have any cleaning utilities.... do i just leave it here?
stuff went all over the seat and some behind it too.
had a big night last night and thought i didnt need to go while i was at home so this happened....

Always "go" before you go to work.

People drink coffee not just for the wake up affect but because it makes them "go".

If it is a large place of work find the cleaning manager and say "somebody has done this to your toilet!"

If it is a small work place and people may try to figure out who did it, own up and ask for cleaning materials to do it .

[White Knight]

Clean up after yourself.

[Q-T_3.14.exe]

Glue yourself back together.

[Dutchgamer1982]

is the door american or european?
if european there are options.. if american.... you need to find a new job or will forever be called mr diarea by colegeas..

if european than the door is fully closed well now.. anybody see you enter?.. as in can it be traced back to you?
if no run run fast before it can..

if somebody saw you enter than of you leave now they will figure out it was you leaving the mess.. so just run is no option..
**does your compagny have a permant present concierge.. call him.. have him come oroto slip him 100 euro/dolar cash and have him deal with it.
*if cleaning only comes at certain hours and is not present now.. than you can only clean it yourself.. you need materials..

*is there anybody you trust who can bring you stuff to the toilet? a bucket a cloth and deterfent. or at least a 12 pack of toiletpaper, 2 boxes of babtwipes a trashbag, and some detergent ir clorine
perhaps sone disposable sponges.

if you got that.. you should be able to clean the mess they can knock on the toiletdoor and bring you the stuff
non of colegues byisnuis what and why that 1 trusted person brought you stuff.
you can if that start gues easely make sonething up.
if female it can be just that time of month.. if male you went sick they brought you norrit.. and now you work again... shame evaded..
sonething acceptable and better than I ♥♥♥♥ all over the floor..

if nobody you can trust.. is the toilets door entering the office directly or us thrte like a washing your hands place or other stalls next to yours?
you can just wait till you hear nobody is in anymore run out and grab as much soap, paper towels and toiletpaper from all the other stalls and the wash basin as possibke than run back lock door and start cleaning..

not that.. ok last resort.. it is a toilet it has water when you flush (presume dutch toilet.
take of your underpants.. use those to clean all the skitmarks.. you can wash the ♥♥♥♥ out with the toikets water.. you may have to flush 100 times and it will get messy but with spit and ellbowgrease it can be done.. get rid of your knickers.. trash it. trow in garbadge bin in toilet.

[MinionJoe]

Escrito originalmente por TheDeathSlayer369:

what do i do?

Announce your candidacy for President of the United States.

[Dutchgamer1982]

Escrito originalmente por MinionJoe:

Escrito originalmente por TheDeathSlayer369:

what do i do?

Announce your candidacy for President of the United States.

he sure has given his smear campaign a good start.. but it is about finding your oponents ♥♥♥♥ to use in smear... not spread around your own...

[Dutchgamer1982]

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Escrito originalmente por BlackBloodRum:

Clean yourself, get the hell out. If anyone asks? Wasn't you.

shaggy wasn't me...

people in the office are obsessed about the
♥♥♥♥ on the toilet floor..
it was smeared all over the seet.. they claim I was there before..
how could I forget where I had eaten yesterday..
but I never will admit that it was me sitting on the wc...

wasn't me...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g5Hz17C4is

[Agent]

Get the min wage cleaner to get the gloves on.

[Dutchgamer1982]

Escrito originalmente por Stacked:

Get the min wage cleaner to get the gloves on.

do slid them 100 euro or dollar to keep it hush and for the unconvienance..

or else she will blackmail you with pictures for a lot lot more

[Agent]

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Escrito originalmente por Dutchgamer1982:

do slid them 100 euro or dollar to keep it hush and for the unconvienance..

or else she will blackmail you with pictures for a lot lot more

Worse: You pay 100 to keep it quiet, then she sees it. Decides 100 isn't enough, and now she's blackmailing you as well, for a lot more!

Or worse yet she thinks you've mistaken her for a prostitute by handing the 100 euro bill. Gets reported to HR.

[apathy]

You better do something. One does not explode without witnesses.

https://youtube.com/shorts/VzqliDnaRaU?si=tnMJ8AWs2UdoN8_8