would you consume bananas in public?

[Oreokitwizlegend™]

would you shave it in your throat like a vacuum, or would just eat it like regular way which still look like you are giving a neck, or would cut it in half and eat it like you are from the movie predator.

[ktulu84]

I would try to eat in the most inappropiate way possible

[OoOoOoooOOoOoorgle]

My throat isn't capable of shaving anything, you might want to get that checked out


Where does one find hairy bananas, anyway?
Wait, don't answer that, you'll get banananed. :P

[Phantom Cat]

Women should consume bananas in public

[permanent name]

I take a regular bite and chew it thoroughly. Just like with other, similar objects.

If someone gets off on that it'd be the first time I've seen it. Like, not a lot of reproductive potential with that particular kink you know?

It's so funny to me that I had to tone it down. Even women were getting uncomfortable with how much teeth I'd show with my little bites.

[Q-T_3.14.exe]

I can fit two bananas in my mouth at once. I could fit three bananas in my mouth at once.

[DOOMGIRL69]

Αναρτήθηκε αρχικά από Ktulu84:

I would try to eat in the most inappropiate way possible

[sage2001]

why is this a question? it's a fruit.

[Masque]

All I know is I'd open it from the bottom end, as nature intended.

Even monkeys know that the stem *isn't* where you open them.

[permanent name]

Αναρτήθηκε αρχικά από Masque:

All I know is I'd open it from the bottom end, as nature intended.

Even monkeys know that the stem *isn't* where you open them.

the stem is where anaerobic bacteria is most likely to concentrate though. you might eat the entire banana before you find out that you're in for a world of hurt.

[Xero_Daxter]

I'm the type of ninja who would peel the entire banana peel then eat it. I'm weird.

[76561199099449901]

Some people spend waaaay to much time thinking kinky thoughts
If seeing somebody eating a banana either insults somebody or turns them on they need to sort our their kinks

[talemore]

Only if it's a re-public

[Delta]

It's not polite to eat a banana in public. Ms Manners talks about this in Chapter 6 of the book.

[Phantom Cat]

Αναρτήθηκε αρχικά από Ferro Maljinn:

Some people spend waaaay to much time thinking kinky thoughts
If seeing somebody eating a banana either insults somebody or turns them on they need to sort our their kinks

No

[Electric Cupcake]

Bananas are abominations; genetic freaks of nature, and probably haunted by the bloodstained ghosts of all those murdered by the CIA and their United Fruit Company masters.

Besides, potatoes are the real best potassium source.