no, you can't live forever with 5-hour energy

[hugo scar]

the whole idea is that by drinking it stops death, because it stops you from being tired. That is not how biology works. first of all, it does nothing to prevent natural causes like hearts attacks and strokes, it also does nothing to age related diseases like Alzheimer's cancer.
additionally, plaques would still build up in the heart and make blood moving more difficult, and the organs would also still become exhausted.

[Rumpelcrutchskin]

Originalmente postado por RRW359:

Originalmente postado por Rumpelcrutchskin:

Only dimwits drink energy drinks. They don`t give any energy, they just borrow energy from your body making the brain think that body is not tired. And like with every borrowed thing the debt collectors are gone come visit leading to decline of body and health.

I like to own it but not drink it often. Basically if you ever have one of those nights where you start out stressed for tomorrow and later end up getting stressed that you aren't getting enough sleep (which stops you from sleeping) just knowing you have a nuclear option can take some of that stress away. Then finally if that doesn't you drink it partway through the workday; if you *crash after work that doesn't matter as much as being tired at work.

*5 hour energy commercials advertize no crash even though it absolutely does have one.

I have seen lot of people who drink 3-4 of them in a day, Early death or lifelong disability waiting to happen.

[RRW359]

Originalmente postado por Rumpelcrutchskin:

Originalmente postado por RRW359:

I like to own it but not drink it often. Basically if you ever have one of those nights where you start out stressed for tomorrow and later end up getting stressed that you aren't getting enough sleep (which stops you from sleeping) just knowing you have a nuclear option can take some of that stress away. Then finally if that doesn't you drink it partway through the workday; if you *crash after work that doesn't matter as much as being tired at work.

*5 hour energy commercials advertize no crash even though it absolutely does have one.

I have seen lot of people who drink 3-4 of them in a day, Early death or lifelong disability waiting to happen.

Probably started as kids. Caffeine addiction is real and hard to stop, for me it's soda which is bad enough but energy drinks are so much worse.

[HypersleepyNaputunia]

i only trust fowchis in white lab coats on tv

[Under there]

the who never wrote a song about it so i don't believe you

[The Commendatore]

Originalmente postado por N3tRunn3r:

just replace your organs with cyber-tech, and implement brain chips ..

Yeah, have robotics parade a corpse around.

[Xero_Daxter]

Would be nice if I was part robot. Imaging someone trying to punch me and he broke his own fist because he decides it was a good idea to punch my metal skull.

[Voroff]

Originalmente postado por N3tRunn3r:

just replace your organs with cyber-tech, and implement brain chips ..

Haaaaaa, yes, hahahaha :)
a) "your licence has expired", service discontinued, oups it was your optical cable software.
b) Your gonna need to refill the fluid tank(s) with some costly chemicals every once in a while, let's say ... every 5 hours ? :p Oil changing every two mounth only, but the rest ...
c) Replacement parts
d) Legislation and bans and complying with regulations.




You wanna go cybernetic, then understand that you do not own yourself anymore.

[HermitTheToad]

get a chemo port, and an iv bag of 5 hour energy. problem solved.