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would you kill smurfs?
smurfs are evil creatures, the way the produce and the way they eat is very unknown. I know they eat blue berries, but they are indeed cannibal. elf's and gnomes was mentioned as demonic creatures in religious books, what stops a blue creatures who lives in closed village from being demonic creature too.
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ImSoCool599 Mar 3, 2024 @ 3:15pm 
clap some smurf cheeks :steamhappy:
I HeaR vOices Mar 3, 2024 @ 3:16pm 
Gargamel did nuthin wrong (except fail)
AerSilver ♞ Mar 3, 2024 @ 3:17pm 
In-game smurfs? sure.
The ones from Blip & Blop? them too, yeah.
Smurfs from the live action movie with Neil Patrick?

Yeah let's just kill all smurfs, I fully support smurf genocide.
Candyy Mar 3, 2024 @ 3:17pm 
I personally would not do it 🤷‍♀️
Axe Mar 3, 2024 @ 3:18pm 
Originally posted by Saint. kittywizzy:
would you kill smurfs?

Only with fire.
Originally posted by I HeaR vOices:
Gargamel did nuthin wrong (except fail)
Gargamel, is a dark magic wizard. needs a demonic power for a stronger magic, makes sense why he is after smurfs all that time.
Daenoxiis Mar 3, 2024 @ 3:21pm 
I'd try adjusting my t.v. first to see if they're green.
Voroff Mar 3, 2024 @ 3:23pm 
Originally posted by Axe:
Originally posted by Saint. kittywizzy:
would you kill smurfs?

Only with fire.
Hey, that's MY line. Brumbrum brum, ahem.

PURGE THE XENOS, THE HERETICS AND THE IMPURE BY THE HOLY FLAMES OF THE EMPEROR'S WRATH ! WE SHALL SUFFER NO ... PETTY ... BLUE ... THING. CHAR'EM'ALL !
Axe Mar 3, 2024 @ 3:26pm 
Originally posted by Voroff:
Originally posted by Axe:

Only with fire.
Hey, that's MY line. Brumbrum brum, ahem.

PURGE THE XENOS, THE HERETICS AND THE IMPURE BY THE HOLY FLAMES OF THE EMPEROR'S WRATH ! WE SHALL SUFFER NO ... PETTY ... BLUE ... THING. CHAR'EM'ALL !

Err... congrats I didn't mean to steal your crown ;-)
jisei Mar 3, 2024 @ 3:27pm 
i would enslave them and keep them in labour camps to produce my multimillion-dollar transnational dropshipping businesss
Mina Mar 3, 2024 @ 3:29pm 
Prejudice isn’t nice, I could do no such thing…
aka Mar 3, 2024 @ 3:29pm 
Smurfs eat fruit pie for every meal, they are a sweet happy innocent community of interesting beings. I would never harm them for anything.

You're welcome :KneelingBow:
Last edited by aka; Mar 3, 2024 @ 3:29pm
Axe Mar 3, 2024 @ 3:30pm 
Originally posted by aka:
Smurfs eat fruit pie for every meal, they are a sweet happy innocent community of interesting beings. I would never harm them for anything.

You're welcome :KneelingBow:

Burn 'em all!
Voroff Mar 3, 2024 @ 3:31pm 
Originally posted by Axe:
Originally posted by aka:
Smurfs eat fruit pie for every meal, they are a sweet happy innocent community of interesting beings. I would never harm them for anything.

You're welcome :KneelingBow:

Burn 'em all!
In the "HOLY OVEN OF BLUEBERRY PIES", of course :p
ZOMBIECRUNCH Mar 3, 2024 @ 3:34pm 
I don't know of the smurfs ancient origins. But do they come from the ye old celt mythology?
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Date Posted: Mar 3, 2024 @ 3:14pm
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