I'm looking for a boyfriend

[LexAnimex]

I will probably regret posting something like this but I'm lonely and seeking attention

Con's/Pro's dating me:
-I'm messy
-can't cook
-depressed
+we can share rent
+I can give you a hug
+do you like Monster Hunter? Yes? Great, we can play MH:Wilds together

[Hulkachan]

You lost me at depressed and messy.

[Messy]

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Publicado originalmente por succubun:

nuh uh,
cooking is basic survival skill. how are you alive and cant cook! unebleivable

messy? nuh uh. cant take care of themselves, very unattractive.

my pet rat didnt know how to cook either :bagFace:

So youre suggesting that op is pet tier?

[Xero_Daxter]

Let's see what you look like first.

[ZZZZZ]

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Publicado originalmente por ZZZZZ:

my pet rat didnt know how to cook either

So youre suggesting that op is pet tier?

I mean pet tier is highest tier

[livinggg]

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So youre suggesting that op is pet tier?

I mean pet tier is highest tier

bros got a point

[Zilkenian Davenport]

1 . I don't date.
2 - Are you sure you want to keep this here?

[qb]

same, its like a pet rock adoption project if you date me. cant not only cook but cant communicate or be a good friend or any of that which daters seek, pretty much like an scp in human form.

[Candyy]

Who even cooks these days actually? Apart from older gens obviously...

I know there is always an exception to the rule, but is kinda obvious last gens are not as interested into cooking as older gens, no wonder why... 🤷‍♀️

[jisei]

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Who even cooks these days actually? Apart from older gens obviously...

I know there is always an exception to the rule, but is kinda obvious last gens are bot as interested into cooking as older gens, no wonder why... 🤷‍♀️

me? ODLER GENS??? WHAT

maybe like people who are spoiled ??
or is it cultural??

HOW ARE YOU EATING IF YOU ARENT COOKING

[Zilkenian Davenport]

Publicado originalmente por Candyy ♡:

Who even cooks these days actually? Apart from older gens obviously...

I know there is always an exception to the rule, but is kinda obvious last gens are bot as interested into cooking as older gens, no wonder why... 🤷‍♀️

I'm not even 40 and I'm already considered an "old gen".

But that doesn't worry me as much as newer generations stating that they can't cook, and being proud of it.

[jisei]

cooking is literally just an algorithm of seasoning, cutting, cooking, boiling, frying. if you cannot cook. what the hell.

[⚜Z3⚜ eris in cybersamsara]

>cant cook
Haben deine Eltern dir nichts beigebracht?

[Candyy]

Publicado originalmente por succubun:

Publicado originalmente por Candyy ♡:

Who even cooks these days actually? Apart from older gens obviously...

I know there is always an exception to the rule, but is kinda obvious last gens are bot as interested into cooking as older gens, no wonder why... 🤷‍♀️

me? ODLER GENS??? WHAT

maybe like people who are spoiled ??
or is it cultural??

HOW ARE YOU EATING IF YOU ARENT COOKING

Uhh, you can easily make a Sandwich or a salad or just buy stuff from the supermarket... Not hard

The main reason of why ppl lost interest is obviously... Being too time consuming...

[ImSoCool599]

Publicado originalmente por Candyy ♡:

Publicado originalmente por succubun:

me? ODLER GENS??? WHAT

maybe like people who are spoiled ??
or is it cultural??

HOW ARE YOU EATING IF YOU ARENT COOKING

Uhh, you can easily make a Sandwich or a salad or just buy stuff from the supermarket... Not hard

The main reason of why ppl lost interest is obviously... Being too time consuming...

Theres no way you are real
You are definitely cooked.

[Xero_Daxter]

Cooking isn't rocket science. The only reason why you *beep* up cooking is because you burnt it, put too much seasoning, or undercooked it.