I'm looking for a boyfriend

[LexAnimex]

I will probably regret posting something like this but I'm lonely and seeking attention

Con's/Pro's dating me:
-I'm messy
-can't cook
-depressed
+we can share rent
+I can give you a hug
+do you like Monster Hunter? Yes? Great, we can play MH:Wilds together

[ZOMBIECRUNCH]

I guess steam seems legit for this sort of thing. You already gave your credit card information to valve and contact info. It's the same as any other dating app and TF2.

[Zilkenian Davenport]

Publicado originalmente por Funky Monk:

Publicado originalmente por BunniiBealla:

only if you're okay with sharing me uwu

I'M NOT YOUR-

ACTUALLY YOU KNOW WHAT? YES! I HAVE NO ISSUES WHATSOEVER!

Wow... I've never seen you this agitated.

[Zilkenian Davenport]

Publicado originalmente por Hirenaga:

Publicado originalmente por Zef Davenport:

Wow... I've never seen you this agitated.

How would you feel if your gf told you she needs at least 2 men to satisfy her?
THat is a rhetorical question, you don't have to answer that ;>

OH.....

Well, if my metaphorical girlfriend told me she needs me and someone else to feel satisfied then.... I would feel pretty insulted, yeah.

Is that what's happening here?

[[Switch] It's-A Me, 00!]

Publicado originalmente por Midori:

Wait, how do you know this? ㅇㅁㅇ

I stalk my opponents every minute.

[[Switch] It's-A Me, 00!]

Steam is the best dating app. Lol

[Funky Monk]

Publicado originalmente por Zef Davenport:

Publicado originalmente por Hirenaga:

How would you feel if your gf told you she needs at least 2 men to satisfy her?
THat is a rhetorical question, you don't have to answer that ;>

OH.....

Well, if my metaphorical girlfriend told me she needs me and someone else to feel satisfied then.... I would feel pretty insulted, yeah.

Is that what's happening here?

NO NO IM TOTALLY FINE WITH IT!


IM GOING YO BE FREEEEEEEE

[OdinDerHarte]

How about I get a hug and u get him -> . Thats Jonny. He is dangerous so dont touch him.

[LeviathanWon]

I changed my mind, Monster Hunter looks really good fun, I got some bread and wine... Meet you at the tower in 20 mins?

[THIS GAME ⁧⁧SUCKS]

Back off, incels.... she's mine

[Uncle Sam]

Publicado originalmente por Funky Monk:

Publicado originalmente por Zef Davenport:

OH.....

Well, if my metaphorical girlfriend told me she needs me and someone else to feel satisfied then.... I would feel pretty insulted, yeah.

Is that what's happening here?

NO NO IM TOTALLY FINE WITH IT!


IM GOING YO BE FREEEEEEEE

One step closer to freedom and peace ?

[Zilkenian Davenport]

Publicado originalmente por BunniiBealla:

Publicado originalmente por Zef Davenport:

OH.....

Well, if my metaphorical girlfriend told me she needs me and someone else to feel satisfied then.... I would feel pretty insulted, yeah.

Is that what's happening here?

I think you are misreading our teasing uwu

I have zero context for this, yes.

Publicado originalmente por Funky Monk:

Publicado originalmente por Zef Davenport:

OH.....

Well, if my metaphorical girlfriend told me she needs me and someone else to feel satisfied then.... I would feel pretty insulted, yeah.

Is that what's happening here?

NO NO IM TOTALLY FINE WITH IT!


IM GOING YO BE FREEEEEEEE

Yeah, I can see you're completely fine with the situation right now.


.... You need a hug or something?

[OdinDerHarte]

Publicado originalmente por OdinDerHarte:

How about I get a hug and u get him -> . Thats Jonny. He is dangerous so dont touch him.

Wait i take that back. I didn't know that u are from Berlin... stay there!

[Funky Monk]

Publicado originalmente por Zef Davenport:

Publicado originalmente por BunniiBealla:

I think you are misreading our teasing uwu

I have zero context for this, yes.

Publicado originalmente por Funky Monk:

NO NO IM TOTALLY FINE WITH IT!


IM GOING YO BE FREEEEEEEE

Yeah, I can see you're completely fine with the situation right now.


.... You need a hug or something?

NO I NEED TO BE FREE, SHE KEEPS BREAKING INTO MY HOUSE!

[[Switch] It's-A Me, 00!]

Publicado originalmente por Funky Monk:

NO I NEED TO BE FREE, SHE KEEPS BREAKING INTO MY HOUSE!

Definitely needs hugs.

[Heraclius Caesar]

Publicado originalmente por BunniiBealla:

damn if this actually works I might try myself uwu

For what it's worth, my wife found me on Tumblr. She found my look pleasing apparently and found my degeneracy and debauchery and love of history and sense of humor amusing and endearing. Anyway, been somewhat happily married 10 years next month.

If it can happen for some broken goods like myself on Tumblr, surely it can happen for anyone here on Steam.