I'm looking for a boyfriend

[LexAnimex]

I will probably regret posting something like this but I'm lonely and seeking attention

Con's/Pro's dating me:
-I'm messy
-can't cook
-depressed
+we can share rent
+I can give you a hug
+do you like Monster Hunter? Yes? Great, we can play MH:Wilds together

[ZOMBIECRUNCH]

I guess steam seems legit for this sort of thing. You already gave your credit card information to valve and contact info. It's the same as any other dating app and TF2.

[Zilkenian Davenport]

Funky Monk původně napsal:

BunniiBealla původně napsal:

only if you're okay with sharing me uwu

I'M NOT YOUR-

ACTUALLY YOU KNOW WHAT? YES! I HAVE NO ISSUES WHATSOEVER!

Wow... I've never seen you this agitated.

[Zilkenian Davenport]

Hirenaga původně napsal:

Zef Davenport původně napsal:

Wow... I've never seen you this agitated.

How would you feel if your gf told you she needs at least 2 men to satisfy her?
THat is a rhetorical question, you don't have to answer that ;>

OH.....

Well, if my metaphorical girlfriend told me she needs me and someone else to feel satisfied then.... I would feel pretty insulted, yeah.

Is that what's happening here?

[[Switch] It's-A Me, 00!]

Midori původně napsal:

Wait, how do you know this? ㅇㅁㅇ

I stalk my opponents every minute.

[[Switch] It's-A Me, 00!]

Steam is the best dating app. Lol

[Funky Monk]

Zef Davenport původně napsal:

Hirenaga původně napsal:

How would you feel if your gf told you she needs at least 2 men to satisfy her?
THat is a rhetorical question, you don't have to answer that ;>

OH.....

Well, if my metaphorical girlfriend told me she needs me and someone else to feel satisfied then.... I would feel pretty insulted, yeah.

Is that what's happening here?

NO NO IM TOTALLY FINE WITH IT!


IM GOING YO BE FREEEEEEEE

[OdinDerHarte]

How about I get a hug and u get him -> . Thats Jonny. He is dangerous so dont touch him.

[LeviathanWon]

I changed my mind, Monster Hunter looks really good fun, I got some bread and wine... Meet you at the tower in 20 mins?

[THIS GAME ⁧⁧SUCKS]

Back off, incels.... she's mine

[Uncle Sam]

Funky Monk původně napsal:

Zef Davenport původně napsal:

OH.....

Well, if my metaphorical girlfriend told me she needs me and someone else to feel satisfied then.... I would feel pretty insulted, yeah.

Is that what's happening here?

NO NO IM TOTALLY FINE WITH IT!


IM GOING YO BE FREEEEEEEE

One step closer to freedom and peace ?

[Zilkenian Davenport]

BunniiBealla původně napsal:

Zef Davenport původně napsal:

OH.....

Well, if my metaphorical girlfriend told me she needs me and someone else to feel satisfied then.... I would feel pretty insulted, yeah.

Is that what's happening here?

I think you are misreading our teasing uwu

I have zero context for this, yes.

Funky Monk původně napsal:

Zef Davenport původně napsal:

OH.....

Well, if my metaphorical girlfriend told me she needs me and someone else to feel satisfied then.... I would feel pretty insulted, yeah.

Is that what's happening here?

NO NO IM TOTALLY FINE WITH IT!


IM GOING YO BE FREEEEEEEE

Yeah, I can see you're completely fine with the situation right now.


.... You need a hug or something?

[OdinDerHarte]

OdinDerHarte původně napsal:

How about I get a hug and u get him -> . Thats Jonny. He is dangerous so dont touch him.

Wait i take that back. I didn't know that u are from Berlin... stay there!

[Funky Monk]

Zef Davenport původně napsal:

BunniiBealla původně napsal:

I think you are misreading our teasing uwu

I have zero context for this, yes.

Funky Monk původně napsal:

NO NO IM TOTALLY FINE WITH IT!


IM GOING YO BE FREEEEEEEE

Yeah, I can see you're completely fine with the situation right now.


.... You need a hug or something?

NO I NEED TO BE FREE, SHE KEEPS BREAKING INTO MY HOUSE!

[[Switch] It's-A Me, 00!]

Funky Monk původně napsal:

NO I NEED TO BE FREE, SHE KEEPS BREAKING INTO MY HOUSE!

Definitely needs hugs.

[Heraclius Caesar]

BunniiBealla původně napsal:

damn if this actually works I might try myself uwu

For what it's worth, my wife found me on Tumblr. She found my look pleasing apparently and found my degeneracy and debauchery and love of history and sense of humor amusing and endearing. Anyway, been somewhat happily married 10 years next month.

If it can happen for some broken goods like myself on Tumblr, surely it can happen for anyone here on Steam.