Coolest/Funniest Pet Names

[Psycho]

What are some cool or funny pet names that you have heard of?

I know a guy who has a hunting dog named 'Radar', which I thought was really cool. (It's a hunting dog so it tracks things just like a radar tracks things.)

A big gray cat named 'Cinderblock' is a funny one.

What are some that you know of?

[Nekoborg]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Psycho:

Coolest/Funniest Pet Names

What are some cool or funny pet names that you have heard of?

I know a guy who has a hunting dog named 'Radar', which I thought was really cool. (It's a hunting dog so it tracks things just like a radar tracks things.)

A big gray cat named 'Cinderblock' is a funny one.

What are some that you know of?

When I was in middle school the parents of one of my friends were breeders of a type of dog called Cane Corso.

2 Of the males had names that were kind of funny; one was named Woody and another was named Boner.

[Angel]

My friend has two dogs named "Taco" and "Nacho". They were sweet ...and sour

[Apteryx]

My fat rabbit is named William Herschel after the astronomer of the same name

[Mighty Alien Dwarf]

Godzilla

[Grendalcat]

I used to have a runty little Dachshund named Hercules.

[ṼṏẌṏḭḊ]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMA3x-bc8iM

[Unexpected]

in medieval england it was popular to name dogs things like garlick or nosewise

[Bernard The Gurnard]

When I was around 18 in the early 80's I got into smoking dope with a number of others who were really trying to be modern day hippies and I hated their sissy poncy ways and utter sheitte lazy excuses for living on benefits and trying to justify it.

One of these turds got a cat and called it 'Dishcloth' which I thought was typical of the state of minds these people had. I have never forgotten the hate I had for these morons for doing that.

I came from a family of cat lovers and I was later to have 5 of my own. 4 at one time - they were adorable of course :-D

EDIT:

'Hate' at 18 was different to 'hate' 40 years on'... ;-)

[Morkonan]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von ❤ Mischievous Sly Succubus ❤:

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I dont want to say my dog was dumb but I feel as if a few sparkplugs were missing!

Part Golden... 'nuff said. :)

[Morkonan]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Bernard The Gurnard:

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'Hate' at 18 was different to 'hate' 40 years on'... ;-)

"Hate" back then would be flavored with that face-flushing rage in wanting to enact revenge, but knowing you can't or not knowing how.

"Hate" today is that cold seething anger knowing you can enact revenge, and exactly how you'd do it, but choosing not to because you don't want to end up in jail...

[Vox]

Someone on reddit called their cat, yeast infection :/

[tmwfte]

Dog
Cat
Steve

[Phénomènes Mystiques]

Boop

[Bernard The Gurnard]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Morkonan:

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Bernard The Gurnard:

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'Hate' at 18 was different to 'hate' 40 years on'... ;-)

"Hate" back then would be flavored with that face-flushing rage in wanting to enact revenge, but knowing you can't or not knowing how.

"Hate" today is that cold seething anger knowing you can enact revenge, and exactly how you'd do it, but choosing not to because you don't want to end up in jail...

Pretty much sums it up for those of us who can/has to resist it :-)

[Bernard The Gurnard]

OK. 'Swole' Is it 'cool' these days to talk like this all the time? Maybe respect others in OT by talking normally?