Your weirdest men's bathroom stories

[Jewish tunnels urban explorer]

I've always heard horror stories about the stuff happening in men's bathrooms, anything from absolute filth to odd encounters with its inhabitants.

What are some of yours? Please share, i wanna know.

[Violent Rainbow]

I'm gay, you're not ready for my stories about men's bathrooms!

[Shadow]

I was taking a dump in high school washroom and yes I was moaning and stuff because I had diarrhea. Then I heard these 2 kids walking into the washroom and they heard me and started to giggle and laugh like girls.

[Pierce Dalton]

Can't tell you that kind of stuff here.

[DOOMGIRL69]

https://youtu.be/JmEyUOLDGFA i dont want to get banned

[Phénomènes Mystiques]

Well, they had announced loudly during a meeting at work that someone in the men's bathroom was getting feces all over the toilet, the accessories, walls, door, and door handles. So idk what tf is happening in there.

[hypercybermegatron]

No weird stuff. The only thing which may be a culture shock for the moral prudes in yankey land is that women clean men's bathrooms in my neck of the woods, yes whilst operational, and no one cares.

[Mr. Smiles]

My weirdest bathroom story actually involved an... Accident in the woman's bathroom of the McDonald's I worked at in college.

Someone... Bent over but didn't sit down after what appeared to be a taco bell binger.

I was asked to clean it.

I demanded hazard pay and a huge list of free items from the menu to be redeemed at my discretion. The gm agreed and I made it lemony fresh and sparkling clean.

Someone had to do it.

[Bassturd]

I saw a turd in a urinal once.

(no, it wasn't me)

[The Tunnel Ratencio]

Първоначално публикувано от Violent Rainbow:

I'm gay, you're not ready for my stories about men's bathrooms!

I hope it does not involve violence!

In my case well nothing interesting, the usual chaos and destruction of piss everywhere, a broken toilet with the circle of life being demostrated by flies, a dude crying because he didnt had any toilet paper(yes i helped that poor kid) and the usual funny writtings that would get me banned here and so on. Suffice to say i respect a lot the people that has to clean such a place, it was awful having to use such a place i couldn't fathom cleaning it.

[Zeno]

Първоначално публикувано от Jewish tunnels urban explorer:

I've always heard horror stories about the stuff happening in men's bathrooms, anything from absolute filth to odd encounters with its inhabitants.

What are some of yours? Please share, i wanna know.

Not me directly but someone I know told me this.

He was on the toilet having a sh... then someone came in knocking on the door like crazy.
But then he just heard " mhhhmm " like a moan and when he came out, saw a dude sitting in the urinal doing his " big business " in there.

Pretty hilarious if you ask me.

[Grendalcat]

One time in a rural college campus bathroom, someone apparently filled a Pringle's can with cow manure from a nearby pasture, then carefully emptied it onto the floor.

[Xero_Daxter]

I went to a public washroom and I forgot that I was dressed up as a… girl. Everyone was caught off guard.

[Kobs]

Sitting there doing my #2 when some guy just sticked his eye in the crack. I told him to gtf off, spat but nothing I did worked, so I had to finish up quick to get out and of course he had time to run off...

[Xero_Daxter]

Първоначално публикувано от Kobs:

Sitting there doing my #2 when some guy just sticked his eye in the crack. I told him to gtf off, spat but nothing I did worked, so I had to finish up quick to get out and of course he had time to run off...

Making eye contact with him must have been the most awkward thing in the world.

[replika]

I heard 2 dudes beating off.