Pizza for life or a hot partner what would you choose?

[Faster With Feeling]

See title.

Given the choice of a pizza once a week for life or your hot dream partner what would you choose?

The only catch with the hot partner is that they will b forever stuck with you 24/7 so you won't likely get any free time haha

I choose Pizza

[Heitor Villa-Lobos]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von touching grass:

covid lockdowns taught me that your partner is only as hot as your perception allows them to be, when you are 24/7 with the same person, you are exposed to all their negative traits, some of their habits become repulsive and you fall out of love ...

just like if you ate pizza everyday you will eventually be disgusted and dont feel good about yourself... there is a bad outcome at the end of both choices.

its not everyday: its once a week, for life!

Seems like a good deal to me.
You can bond with hot people or friends over pizza.
You can use the grease to grease up your things that need greasing.
You can stack up boxes and build a fort.

You're not forcibly fed pizza every meal or anything.

[Voroff]

I can bring the pizza to any of the hot wifes (even if she's yours), and i can bring the hot peperonni bit too !
I'm the best of all of the worlds.

[RRW359]

If a woman isn't seduced by the allure of free Pizza for life then frankly she doesn't deserve to be in my ife.

[Pierce Dalton]

Pizza once a week? Pff...

[Rain Gunslinger]

A hot partner

[dallas]

hot partner

[videogames10]

Seeing my dream partner eating pizza while I'm trying to watch a movie would be an unbearable distraction. I suppose I could rewind the parts of the movie that I missed.

[Plaid]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Bunni Bealla:

what about a hot partner that brings you the pizza uwu

you found the loophole

[Heitor Villa-Lobos]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Breathe:

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Baron Twirly von Moustache:

The choice is quite clear here, as a pizza has never laughed at my dance moves.

I wish we could follow people's posts sometimes, your posts are just so enjoyable to read.

Is there some RSS feed for Steam accounts?

[Lunar Fang]

I love pizza.

[Original Cast Recording]

People can't afford one pizza per week already? What will you do with all the tens of dollars you save getting one free pizza per week?

[Ulfrinn]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von NoMoreUnderscores():

People can't afford one pizza per week already? What will you do with all the tens of dollars you save getting one free pizza per week?

They'll probably spend it on the tissues and lotion they'll need not having a woman.

[Heitor Villa-Lobos]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von NoMoreUnderscores():

People can't afford one pizza per week already? What will you do with all the tens of dollars you save getting one free pizza per week?

In developed countries, perhaps.

[Original Cast Recording]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Ulfrinn:

Ursprünglich geschrieben von NoMoreUnderscores():

People can't afford one pizza per week already? What will you do with all the tens of dollars you save getting one free pizza per week?

They'll probably spend it on the tissues and lotion they'll need not having a woman.

Pizza does not include napkins; that's how they get you.

[【ボス B o s s】]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Breakfast Killer:

Pizza for life or a hot partner what would you choose?

https://youtu.be/vgk-lA12FBk