Do girls even fart?

[Pools2013]

Do pretty girls fart?

[76561199350324648]

Oprindeligt skrevet af Krypto:

They also poop too. Shocking, I know.

[Fuki (she/they)]

Oprindeligt skrevet af arottweiler:

That's me done. If I wanted to see nonsense threads like this I would go to the chess.com OT. I see people being banned all over the place here and yet a thread like this is left unlocked to fester. I'm guessing the moderators are a bunch of kids.

I didn't even know Chess.com had off-topic forums. Looks like it's full of literal children. Actual, genuine, verifiable, children.
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/sign-this-position-to-fight-school-blockers-unblocked-games-107236061

[smokerob79]

Oprindeligt skrevet af Fuki 11in2000:

Oprindeligt skrevet af b:

Can someone ban this guy? Just spamming ♥♥♥♥ for no reason?

is there irony in Fuki being banned now???

[Fuki (she/they)]

Oprindeligt skrevet af smokerob79:

Oprindeligt skrevet af Fuki 11in2000:

Can someone ban this guy? Just spamming ♥♥♥♥ for no reason?

is there irony in Fuki being banned now???

😏🍵

[kingjames488]

idk, might be too "sexualized"... it's debatable if that's allowed.

[C4Warr10r]

They do their best to conceal it, so I love teasing them about how they fart in their sleep. "How did you not wake up last night? You were farting so loud that you woke ME up."

The reaction is always priceless. Pretty much any girl will be mortified, but the ones that are naturally beautiful and/or put a lot of effort into their appearance act like you just told them they have a sudden case of advanced leprosy. I'ts not uncommon for them to run away screaming and hiding their face. I

Granted, it takes hours, or even days to calm them down, but I consider this justified male retribution for the female game "You should know what you did wrong." No guy ever knows what he did wrong, so it's fair play to turn that around, and blame her for things she did whilst unconscious.

Plus, it's a mercy because that's only ONE game. Women have another common favorite, which is dreaming about their male partner cheating, and then blaming him when they wake up. I know WHY they do this kind of stuff, and don't really blame them for it. I never try to start a war of the sexes or anything, but it's certainly good to see them on the receiving end.

[ǤɇnɇɍȺł ɌɏᵾꝁȺɨ]

Do girls fart? Really? Are you for real? Who or what gave you that ridiculous idea? Im not even sure its physically possible.

[Skkooomer Lord]

Yes and I love them for it too.

[arottweiler]

Oprindeligt skrevet af Fuki (he/she):

Oprindeligt skrevet af arottweiler:

That's me done. If I wanted to see nonsense threads like this I would go to the chess.com OT. I see people being banned all over the place here and yet a thread like this is left unlocked to fester. I'm guessing the moderators are a bunch of kids.

I didn't even know Chess.com had off-topic forums. Looks like it's full of literal children. Actual, genuine, verifiable, children.
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/sign-this-position-to-fight-school-blockers-unblocked-games-107236061

Wish I didn't have to reply to this thread but had to in order to confirm that's the kind of inoffensive almost endearing stuff I was referring to :D They only demand chess because it's not allowed so even if they won it would then become a campaign for something else.

I just found this which is another good one. I didn't get past page one and these types of diatribe have some comedy value but they lower the tone of the website in general. Like this thread it's been going on for months with no purpose so maybe some housekeeping is in order. The Trek BB mods would bin threads like these in nanoseconds.

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/clubs-and-teams/an-apology-to-the-poc-team

[DarkCrystalMethod]

If I can dutch oven and she can tell what I ate thats a keeper.

[Lime]

I hope they fart, otherwise these jars i've been buying were a complete scam.

[WhiteKnight77]

Oprindeligt skrevet af Lime:

I hope they fart, otherwise these jars i've been buying were a complete scam.

Why do you not open them up to verify that they smell just like one?

[DeviousC]

Oprindeligt skrevet af the vampire of time and memory:

only rainbows

as a fellow girl, I can attest to this.

[Amanda]

I like letting one rip after eating a can of beans

[Disgruntled Cuttlefish]

I reckon most or all mammals do technically.