Have you ever wanted to be pregnant?

[Ruminate]

Even if you are male, maybe you once had that desire.

[Pierce Dalton]

No, babies are gross.

[Birds]

yeah but I was like 3 or 4 and thought you could give birth to a happymeal if you wanted.

like you ate so many happymeals you had a baby from it, and the baby was more happymeals.

[76561198356019466]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Bunni Bealla:

yes but I can't find semen

have you tried looking on a boat?

[Ruminate]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von tiny E:

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Bunni Bealla:

yes but I can't find semen

have you tried looking on a boat?

The navy has a lot of them.

[saranacX]

No I'm a man. We don't get pregernet.

[Ruminate]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von saranacX:

No I'm a man. We don't get pregernet.

Speak for yourself. I'm a biological man and I'm pregnant right now.

[76561198356019466]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von saranacX:

No I'm a man. We don't get pregernet.

oddly enough, your PFP is a horse, and the male seahorse gets pregnant.

[Birds]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von tiny E:

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Bunni Bealla:

yes but I can't find semen

have you tried looking on a boat?

i think they mean their brain has been damaged in such a way that their body is incapable of recognizing when a spermazoa has embedded itself into an ovum, and thus will never trigger pregnancy.

similar to how if you placed a fertilized egg anywhere in a man's body along with biological carriers and translators to make their brain understand they're pregnant, the egg would start coming to term.

[HarleyIsntReal]

yes by one boy i liked but meh. don't like kids much

[trousers]

Pregnant with what?

[Ruminate]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von a really cool slug:

Pregnant with what?

What the hell! You're still around!

[Ruminate]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Plaid:

Are we sure there isn't something in the water?

My pipes are made from lead.

[saranacX]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Ruminate:

Ursprünglich geschrieben von saranacX:

No I'm a man. We don't get pregernet.

Speak for yourself. I'm a biological man and I'm pregnant right now.

Liar.

Ursprünglich geschrieben von tiny E:

Ursprünglich geschrieben von saranacX:

No I'm a man. We don't get pregernet.

oddly enough, your PFP is a horse, and the male seahorse gets pregnant.

Mislabeling. =P

[Birds]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von saranacX:

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Ruminate:

Speak for yourself. I'm a biological man and I'm pregnant right now.

Liar.

Ursprünglich geschrieben von tiny E:

oddly enough, your PFP is a horse, and the male seahorse gets pregnant.

Mislabeling. =P

Strategically, knights fulfill a similar need of fertilizing enemy lines with their bodies.

Supposedly that's why they're shaped like seahorses, rather than helmets.

[Ruminate]

Today I found out there seems to be a daily thread limit...