Depressing unsatisfying vegan food

[Doctor Opta]

Share some depressing unsatifying vegan food you've tried!!!

[swillfly]

What is vegan food?

Tough to qualify unsatisfying if I don't buy into whatever marketing gimmicks to begin with . .

[Original Cast Recording]

Vegan cheese. Didn't melt right, didn't taste right, nothing even nutritious about it. Just some weird, non-Newtonian BS.

[Nülliflower]

ALL food is depressing and unsatisfyihbg the only reason u think it being vegan makes ot that way is cuz U have been MIND COTROLLED by the meat restaurant spies to be a meat lover so any food that doesnt involve the murder of innocent creatures is disgusting and unedible to you.

[HypersleepyNaputunia]

vegan cheese is unimpressive
avocado slimy weird tasteless
beyong burger taste ok but full of emulsifiers and junk just make bean burgers or real food

[AJOTA]

I'm not vegan but to be honest I never ate a depressing vegan food. Last time I ate a vegan food it was pizza, and it tasted amazing.

[Krypto]

Vegan food, when done well, is very tasty.

But vegan chicken still isn't real chicken and I prefer real chicken.

[AerSilver ♞]

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Share some depressing unsatifying vegan food you've tried!!!

Tofu,tastes like nothing

[🍋 Lemonfed 🍋]

I've never had any of these ''vegan'' food but there are plenty of meals that doesn't need meat to be tasty.

[RÆP]

I tried beyond chicken nuggets at kfc once. That ♥♥♥♥ was straight up inedible.

[Angel]

At work, there was one pizza that was lactose free, vegan and glutten free. I was wondering why noone had touched it as it was the one pizza left at the lunch party.

...when I tried it, I lost all hope in humanity and had to find a happy place to rethink my bad pizza choices in life.

[Electric Cupcake]

In the hands of someone who knows what they're doing, tofu, tempeh, (non-fish) dashi, etc. are lovely.

Vegan "alternatives" that try to be something they're not are disgusting. Actual vegan staples stand on their own, without imitating anything else.

[Basho]

i havent tried them and there is probably nothing wrong with them, but "Crunchy Triangles" and "Plant-based Nuggets" sounds a bit dystopian.
not far from "can of food", naming-wise.

[Jazz]

vegan sausage, tasted like cardboard and had a very weird texture

[Acetyl]

They're generally hyperprocessed junk food. The only real vegan thing I tried was the quorn mycoprotein things back in the day. The rest is just labeled vegan, plant based, etc for marketing.

[Refurbished Cream Cheese]

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Vegan cheese. Didn't melt right, didn't taste right, nothing even nutritious about it. Just some weird, non-Newtonian BS.

lol! fr, I tried that stuff before, it was hideous!